ExistAngst
Saturday, 14th July 2001
The Latest Gossip ????

2 parrots outside my window....
Parrot1: Whens that Lazy ExistAngst fucker going to update the Angstythink BirdFeeder?

Parrot2: Yair.... Lazy fucker. We haven't had a feed in daaaaays.

The truth is, unbeknown to the parrots, is that i've been working the last couple of days and, unusually for me, I haven't feed my birds in like a whole week. Well that's just tough fucking husk for the birds. They'll have to get used to it. Im not gunna give them food that i cant be around to watch them eat. They have to earn their food.

ExistAngst
Wednesday, 4th July 2001
I feed Birds. ????

Welcome to the inaugural post on BirdBlog. I got the idea to do this exceedingly silly little blog, when i noticed how incredibly fasinated I am with the birds that eat the seed I put regularaly outside my window, and i decided i HAD to write about this in some way or another.

For 2 reasons. 1: It will be a huge challenge as a writer, to articualate what is outside my window, in a way that others will find as interesting as I do. 2: I want to give people some sort of idea of just how stupid I am, and how easily entertained I am. Writing about a bird feeder serves both these purposes. Oh and perhaps subconsciously, i want you to hate me and I want to bore you because I hate you. This is probably more likely, given that no-one in their right mind, would expect people to read a blog about birds. Not even me.

So now for a recap of todays action on the Bird Feeder........

there were lots of doves and lots of parrots and they ate lots of seed and they flew around and stuff.

That is all.


??????Greenie The Parrot