You sick little puppy. You came here looking for dinosaur porn didn't you? THATS IT YOUNG MAN! IM EMAILING YOUR MOTHER TO TELL HER ABOUT WHAT YOU SPEND YOUR TIME DOING ON THE INTERNET! I'M LETTING HER KNOW ABOUT WHY YOU SPEND SO MUCH TIME IN YOUR BEDROOM WITH YOUR DOOR LOCKED! AND WHY YOU GO THROUGH A WHOLE BOX OF KLEENEX IN LESS THAN A MONTH, WHEN ITS THE MIDDLE OF SUMMER! ITS BECAUSE YOU SPEND YOUR TIME WAXING YOUR DOLPHIN WHILE GERMAN WOMEN ARE FUCKED BY DINOSAURS (or arguably mere men in costumes designed to make them look like dinosaurs). YOU FILTHY PERVERT! I'M COMPOSING THE EMAIL RIGHT NOW! WELL HERE ARE THE FILES YOU WERE LOOKING FOR. I HOPE IT WAS WORTH IT! Dinosaur Pr0n 1 Dinosaur Pr0n 2 Please note: This is real dinosaur porn. Porn, featuring dinosaurs. Videos graphically depicting dinosaurs, having sex with.... women. German women. I'm not sure if the dinosaur is German too. He might be, but dinosaurs don't say a lot so I can't tell. Please also note that this is NOT a man in a dinosaur costume with a large plastic pipe full of yohgurt sewn to his crotch. This is the real deal. Don't try to convince me otherwise. Also note: please don't download this if you are my mother. Also, please visit another of the quality websites on the existangst.com network. Maybe if you do I won't send that email. The Alternative - This is an mp3 website. Perth Rock City - This is a satire website. Issues.oz - This is a politics website. |