Archives: January 2001

ExistAngst Tuesday, 30th January 2001	That makes today "the 10th day" ????
I've seen a few movies in the last coupla days. 4 days ago i went into the city to see Brother Where Art Thou. It wasnt showing at the times i wanted so i looked if Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon was showing. It wasn't, because at that stage it hadn't won 2 golden globes so the mainstream cinema outlets still woudn't touch it with a 6 foot barge pole. In the end i settled for The 6th Day, the new futuristic Arnie Swartzennegger(sic) flick about cloning. It all starts pritty slowly with some very standard science fiction, of the sort weve seen many times before. The 6th Day, somewhat redeems itself with some reasonably funny "clone humour" to be found in the scenes where the baddies have to reclone themselves over and over again cause Arnie just kicks so much butt. It also redeems itself because, even if it wasnt teased out quite enough, there was some thought provoking content in The 6th Day. Scientifically and philisophically i have only a few problems with the world presented by "The 6th Day". The world is over populated as it is. If we're going to get all sentimental about our mortality and start cloning ourselves to longer and longer mental life spans, what is going to be done about the rate at which we have kids. Sure as hell were not going to stop fucking just because no one is dying anymore. Sure as hell were not going to drop out Maternal/Paternal instincts to reproduce just because ppl are living forever. I would probably say that the logical conclusion is that the "1 child policy" as it is in china would have to be extended to the rest of the world. And even then, that wouldnt allow room for everyone to live forever but just enough room for ppl to live much longer then normal. Furthermore, that introduces complications into the way we humans evolve. What happens to evolution when we start tampering with the way our gene/meme pool refreshes itself? Probably it wouldnt present that much of a problem, since the stagnancy that would be caused in our gene pool would be mostly offset by the increased effciency in our meme pool. To that is the added fact, that human beings dont really evolve genetically anymore anyway. In other words, instead of evolving the shape and nature of our bodies with genes, we evolve and change the nature and shape of the enviroments we live in, with memes. Memes of coures are ideas. Our ideas about 'progress' and 'culture' are examples of complex memes. Such memes move about the place in a manner very similar to genes and are, like genes, very suseptable to evoloution. mmmm intresting eh? Yesterday i saw Cast Away. I had been intending to see Brother Where Art Thou but again, it wasn't on at the right fucking time. Then we settled on seeing Crouching Tiger but we found out when we got to the cinema that it was sold out (amazing what 3 days and a couple golden globes can do for a movie). So eventually we settled for seeing Cast Away from right down the very front of the cinema with our heads at a 40 degree angle to the screen. Not very good. Not a very good movie either. Particularly not since i was hanging out to c Tiger/Dragon. Tom Hanks is such a baby. It would kick arse to get lost on a deserted Island and i'd cane at surviving. Other ppl are overated. Just me and Wilson. Paaaaaradise. Furthermore i love fishing and coconuts aren't bad either. I watched the Golden Globes a few nights ago. Will someone tell Tom Hanks that thing under his nose and above his lips is not cool, and to get rid of it post haste.
ExistAngst Thursday, 25th January 2001	ExistAngst lets some more dogs out ????
The Green Fairy - Its a girl thing. Don't let anyone tell u any different. And while it might look a little too "Misanthropic" in places, by and large its a very good, new, blogish, E/N'ish site, worthy of your daily diet of opinionated individuals. Eat The Rich. - Well u dont have to if u dont want to. In fact i wouldnt advise it. Instead id suggest u mug em and steal their wallets. Rich ppl are well known to have a sinewy texture to their flesh, thats quite displeasing to the pallet..... or so im told Politics, on the other hand is very tasty. Leftish, political retoric in particular. I dont know why more ppl don't discuss it. Religion and politics are the 2 subjects ppl should discuss more frequently, and to hell with the consequences when u find u've got no one willing to talk to u anymore. NOTE: I find it very intresting that a site so left wing in outlook as "Eat The Rich" is, runs banner adverts for liveteens.com. Ahhhh u crazy commies! Will u ever stop your wacky exploitation of the masses to satisfy your lust for power? Conspiracy Net - Ahhh! The good ole conspiracy theory. Great stuff. What really happened to the kursk? It was sabotaged by the Russian Government! Who knew eh? I spose it just goes to show, u never can know for sure about these things one way or the other. It's business as usual, insists Waugh MARK Waugh this afternoon broke his silence on the controversy over his initial refusal to face cricket's anti-corruption investigators and insisted it would be business as usual tomorrow when he turns out for Australia against the West Indies. Full Story Ohh dear. Oh how i wish it were Warne involved in this new incident and not the younger Waugh. Methinks maybe Markus hasnt been 100% honest in the past regarding his dealing with certain shaddy characters wanting information on the weather. What i want to know, is why Indian bookies are investing thousands and thousands of dollars in weather reports for Australian cricketers? Am i missing something? Are bookies taking bets on the weather these days? Well aparently so, since Mark Waugh was paid alot of money for his inside information on the weather. That being so, my next logical question, is what makes these seemingly savvy bookies think an aussie lad with a bat, has any idea in the world whether or not it will rain tommorow? Granted that Australian cricketers are probably closer to God then average folk, i still woudln't have thought that Mark Waugh can forcast the weather any better then the average Indian. A few posibilities spring to mind. Mark Waugh has an anomalous knack for predicting the weather and the bookies wanted use of his gift in their bets on the weather, Mark Waugh has no gift for weather forcasting what-so-ever but he led the Indian Weather Bookies (bookies that make their money taking bets on the weather in India) to believe otherwise so he could score a quick 50 thousand dollars on a made up weather forecast, OR alternatively Mark Waugh was paid $50,000 Australian, for more then just a weather report, but he doesnt really feel he wants to tell us about it. Personally im willing to believe the former.
ExistAngst Friday 19th, January 2001	ExistAngst let the dogs out! Now get the fuck off my radio and deal with it j00 Rastafarian fucks ????
Its cleaned out my bookmarks (what sort of a tool would call em favorites?). It was about time too. Todays post is all about what i found: Black holes are cool. This site alows u to download a heap of fantasy movies, showing what it would be like to view a black hole from just above the event horizon. Trippy stuff. Did u know time stops when u pass the event horizon? U get crushed to a pulp of sub-atomic soup too. Abortion TV. Like u, i was dissapointed to find this site to not be about watching abortions perfomed on TV. Instead i found it to just be a very deceptively named pro-life abortion site. Pity the 15 year old that designed this page wasnt aborted. We would all have been spared some rather bad animated gifs and some pritty poor html. But seriously, this is a very funny site. Funny that they should take life so seriously. I can, maybe understand the sanctity of a life already in progress. But a fetus is the ultimate newbie. Fuck that. If i were a woman, and i wanted to kick that fetus back to oblivion from whence it came, i wouldnt hesitate for so much as a second to put a coat hanger thru the the little red leech. Plus the world is massively over-popluated. There are just too many ppl. If a woman has so much as a seconds doubt as to whether she can give this child a worthwhile life, then chances are she cant and should have the kid kick/banned straight back to the status window of oblivion. Of course the inevitable pro-life question to ask is, how would i have felt if i had of been aborted and had never been given the chance to be? Nothing. Nadda. To feel pain requires context. So i'd have felt not a fucking thing. Id not have known what i was missing. So id have felt no pity. How much the poorer place would the world be like right now if Einstein or Lenin had been aborted by their mothers? Probably not much poorer. There will always be another Lenin, there will always be another Einstein. The really important question, is: are fetuses with the potential to change the world, statistically more likely to aborted then regular folk? Probably not. Therefore who gives a shit. There is a day coming when we will hear the voice from within the womb, when its own authentic pain will be undeniable, when we will know with certainty that it is saying "I want to live. I have a right to live. I do not need your permission to live." Dont u find that absurdly funny? Of course a fetus cant talk. Of course i wouldnt kill something that can talk. If it can talk, it can probably think too, and if it can think then its alive. As a general rule of thumb i wont kill or eat anything that can ask me not too. Anything with the capacity to plead for lenience probably deserves lenience. God doesn't make u a human being. Your genetics don't make u a human being. A sperm and an egg, didn't make u a human being. The world makes u a human being. The world moulds a baby into a human being, starting right from the moment of birth, and not a moment sooner. A fetus hasn't seen the world so it can't be concidered a person, with the rights of a person. What sort of Hindu Are u?. Im a philisophical hindu. Pity. I was aiming to be a bhakta hindu. Damn. This was supposed to be about me cleaning up my bookmarks and its turned into a pritty long winded rant about abortion. Ill post the rest of what i found in my bookmarks in a few days. FLAMIN STREWTH WOMAN! In these heady days in the history of Australia, the ppl called out for a hero. Someone to represent all we hold dear and precious to the collective Australian heart. Important things such as mateship, courage, honesty, integrity and the regular use of words such as "flamin", "mongrel" and "fair dinkum" spring to mind when we think of this Man and the ideals he encapsulates. Alf was the Savior. Everyone loves Alf. Alf - "Flammin' Drivel".mp3 Alf - "Flammin' Joint".mp3 Alf - "Flammin' Olympic Games".mp3 Alf - "Flammin' Olympic Torch".mp3 Alf - "Flammin Picket Line".mp3 Alf - "Flammin' Torch Rubish".mp3 Alf - "Flammin' Tomboy".mp3 Alf - "For Crying Out Loud".mp3 Alf - "Gave Me A Gobfull".mp3 Alf - "Get A Wriggle On".mp3 Alf - "Get Your Brain Into Gear".mp3 Alf - "Give Me Strength".mp3 Alf - "Guns Growing Out Of Their Armpits".mp3 Alf - "I'd Kill The Mongrel".mp3 Alf - "I'll Ring Her Scrawny Little Neck".mp3 Alf - "I Don't Flammin' Believe It".mp3 Alf - "I Know A Flammin' Gun When I See One".mp3 Alf - "If You Can't Stand The Heat, You've Got No Place In The Flamin' Kitchen".mp3 Alf - "Load Of Rot".mp3 Alf - "Loyalties".mp3
ExistAngst Friday, 12th January 2001	"lol... You're hiding there again? In my gut? Geez... you really are crap at this" ????
who saw guiness book prime time? not me nah, i missed it thats the highlight of my week well u missed some guy that had a twin brother hidden in his gut for 16 years wot!? oh my god! i wish i lost my brother for 16 years hahah a living twin brother? nah the twin was dead.... naturally he set the record for longest time to have a twin brother and not realise it but angst, really no im serious just imagine it as a siames twin... where... ummm... one twin is inside the other i think it was in some third world country where they just assumed its a big arse cancer tumor you're talking to this guy and "hey, is that a twin brother on your shoulder?" "gee, ive never noticed that before. thanks" LOL lol you should really get that checked out you know could be malignant hehe here, i have some rash cream lol "u know u really should lance that thing" chix diggit it'd be hard to play hide and seek lol...you're hiding there again? In my gut? Geez... you really are crap at this" LOL roflmao hey! you peeked! lol hehehee tip, you're it. no, tip, you're it. no, tip, you're it. no, tip, you're it. no, tip, you're it. sorry, won't happen again :o) Girls like this one, are what i was talking about yesterday when i made some bad joke about good looking chix getting all the attention and linkage. This one may well be the hottest of all the cam chix, but when it all comes down to it, whats the fucking point? Ure never gunna touch this one. And yet ppl still crowd around their fuzzy little web cams, totally mezmerised by a pritty face. When u really break it all down, their just personal websites of the sort u find a million on geocities. Theres really no content, not thought, no ideas. Just a webcam that updates itself intermittently. The difference is these girls were blessed with stupid lucky genes. FUck genes. fuck em to hell. Mind you though, as far as power over their audience goes these cam girls make Stile look like a bit of a balding wanker with a japscat fetish.
ExistAngst Tuesday, 9th January 2001	Cultural Sensitivity 'R' US ????
An open letter to the Farmers of Tanzania: Dear Tanzanian Farmers, I just watched a documentary about some river in your country, Tanzania. Aparently theres a whole heap of u punx over there are using precious river water to grow rice. Consequently said river, is running dry during the dry season cause said rice farmers are using a fair wack of water on keeping their paddies flooded. Anyway the climax to this tale is that a whole heap of real tops animals are dying and shit. I would like to ask all u silly little rice farmers to stop being so selfish. If u keep this shit up ill soon have no more lions and stripped horsies to watch from my nice cosy couch. I like watching stripped horsies and lions and wild beasts and giraffes do stuff and eat each other and have sex0r in front of a camera and then they make documentaries with it and i can feel like i know something about the world. I like nothing better then getting a biiiiig bowl of Rice-Bubbles and milk and sitting down to watch the latest thats been happening on the plains of the Serengeti. Do you know how many of the funny looking horses in the above pictue are going to get 0wn3d by crocodiles when they try to cross that "undiverted to rice paddies" river? Neither do i, but ill sure as hell watch to find out. Now THATS entertainment! Dont u fewlish farmers know your destroying your enviroment? If i promise to sponsor some mangy, malnutritioned little kid this year will you stop killing all da animals? Yours Sincerely from the First World, ??ExistAngst P.S. I refuse to sponsor one of those sneaky little pygmy kids with the massive beer bellies. Those cheeky little bastards look like they've had quite enough to eat thank you very much. P.P.S Ill send some bibles too ok?
ExistAngst Sunday, 7th January 2001	the personification of immaturity ????
When i have kids, and their old enuff to know that santa is a crock of shit, i'll show em this picture first so they dont feel too bad about having to grow up and accept that life is in actual fact totally devoid of magic of any kind. When I tell em Santa doesn't exist they'll be too relieved that such a dirty old man DOESN'T come throught the chimney once a year, to have any time to cry for their lost innocence. I am a bit worried my kids wont get the full effect of said picture since they might be too young to really understand the sexual inuendo. Not to worry i spose. I'll make sure to explain that the big fat red bastard has also got the mother of all stiffies. Gothic Chicks Rock!. None of this colour crap. I like my babes, black and white from head to toe and with not an inch of non-leather fabric on their body. I wonder what it takes to get linkage from other webmasters without actually having any talent? Be a girl? Have nice boobs? Mind you though its probably not much help to have one without the other. No one goes out of their way to link up guys with man-boobs nor does anyone go out of their way to link up breast cancer survivors.
ExistAngst Monday, 1st January 2001	Bored ????
Happy New Year. What did u do with your NYE? I spent it alone in front of my computer... listening to my mp3s, chating in #lebanon-girl and #somaliland on DALnet, whilst sipping on a beer spider (beer and icecream). For some strange reason, i don't really care that i spent new years eve totally on my own. Q: Whats the similarity between american beer and having sex in a row boat? A: Their both fucking close to water. Wow. I found this the other day. Aparently Stile fanicies himself as a bit of a musician. I listened to some of it and yes, as expected, its fairly shit. But u know.... top marks to him for taking the time out from his usual fucked up shit to diversify a bit and step out of his comfort zone.

ExistAngst
Tuesday, 30th January 2001

That makes today "the 10th day" ????

I've seen a few movies in the last coupla days.

4 days ago i went into the city to see Brother Where Art Thou. It wasnt showing at the times i wanted so i looked if Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon was showing. It wasn't, because at that stage it hadn't won 2 golden globes so the mainstream cinema outlets still woudn't touch it with a 6 foot barge pole. In the end i settled for The 6th Day, the new futuristic Arnie Swartzennegger(sic) flick about cloning.

It all starts pritty slowly with some very standard science fiction, of the sort weve seen many times before. The 6th Day, somewhat redeems itself with some reasonably funny "clone humour" to be found in the scenes where the baddies have to reclone themselves over and over again cause Arnie just kicks so much butt. It also redeems itself because, even if it wasnt teased out quite enough, there was some thought provoking content in The 6th Day. Arnie gets some sort of strange futuristic facial

Arnie gets some sort of strange futuristic facial

Scientifically and philisophically i have only a few problems with the world presented by "The 6th Day". The world is over populated as it is. If we're going to get all sentimental about our mortality and start cloning ourselves to longer and longer mental life spans, what is going to be done about the rate at which we have kids. Sure as hell were not going to stop fucking just because no one is dying anymore. Sure as hell were not going to drop out Maternal/Paternal instincts to reproduce just because ppl are living forever.

I would probably say that the logical conclusion is that the "1 child policy" as it is in china would have to be extended to the rest of the world. And even then, that wouldnt allow room for everyone to live forever but just enough room for ppl to live much longer then normal.

Furthermore, that introduces complications into the way we humans evolve. What happens to evolution when we start tampering with the way our gene/meme pool refreshes itself? Probably it wouldnt present that much of a problem, since the stagnancy that would be caused in our gene pool would be mostly offset by the increased effciency in our meme pool. To that is the added fact, that human beings dont really evolve genetically anymore anyway. In other words, instead of evolving the shape and nature of our bodies with genes, we evolve and change the nature and shape of the enviroments we live in, with memes. Memes of coures are ideas. Our ideas about 'progress' and 'culture' are examples of complex memes. Such memes move about the place in a manner very similar to genes and are, like genes, very suseptable to evoloution.

mmmm intresting eh?

Yesterday i saw Cast Away. I had been intending to see Brother Where Art Thou but again, it wasn't on at the right fucking time. Then we settled on seeing Crouching Tiger but we found out when we got to the cinema that it was sold out (amazing what 3 days and a couple golden globes can do for a movie). So eventually we settled for seeing Cast Away from right down the very front of the cinema with our heads at a 40 degree angle to the screen. Not very good. Not a very good movie either. Particularly not since i was hanging out to c Tiger/Dragon. Tom Hanks is such a baby. It would kick arse to get lost on a deserted Island and i'd cane at surviving. Other ppl are overated. Just me and Wilson. Paaaaaradise. Furthermore i love fishing and coconuts aren't bad either.

I watched the Golden Globes a few nights ago. Will someone tell Tom Hanks that thing under his nose and above his lips is not cool, and to get rid of it post haste.

ExistAngst
Thursday, 25th January 2001

ExistAngst lets some more dogs out ????

The Green Fairy - Its a girl thing. Don't let anyone tell u any different. And while it might look a little too "Misanthropic" in places, by and large its a very good, new, blogish, E/N'ish site, worthy of your daily diet of opinionated individuals.

Eat The Rich. - Well u dont have to if u dont want to. In fact i wouldnt advise it. Instead id suggest u mug em and steal their wallets. Rich ppl are well known to have a sinewy texture to their flesh, thats quite displeasing to the pallet..... or so im told

Politics, on the other hand is very tasty. Leftish, political retoric in particular. I dont know why more ppl don't discuss it. Religion and politics are the 2 subjects ppl should discuss more frequently, and to hell with the consequences when u find u've got no one willing to talk to u anymore.

NOTE: I find it very intresting that a site so left wing in outlook as "Eat The Rich" is, runs banner adverts for liveteens.com. Ahhhh u crazy commies! Will u ever stop your wacky exploitation of the masses to satisfy your lust for power?

Conspiracy Net - Ahhh! The good ole conspiracy theory. Great stuff. What really happened to the kursk? It was sabotaged by the Russian Government! Who knew eh? I spose it just goes to show, u never can know for sure about these things one way or the other.

It's business as usual, insists Waugh
MARK Waugh this afternoon broke his silence on the controversy over his initial refusal to face cricket's anti-corruption investigators and insisted it would be business as usual tomorrow when he turns out for Australia against the West Indies.
Full Story

Ohh dear. Oh how i wish it were Warne involved in this new incident and not the younger Waugh. Methinks maybe Markus hasnt been 100% honest in the past regarding his dealing with certain shaddy characters wanting information on the weather.

What i want to know, is why Indian bookies are investing thousands and thousands of dollars in weather Mark checking out pitch conditions

reports for Australian cricketers? Am i missing something? Are bookies taking bets on the weather these days? Well aparently so, since Mark Waugh was paid alot of money for his inside information on the weather. That being so, my next logical question, is what makes these seemingly savvy bookies think an aussie lad with a bat, has any idea in the world whether or not it will rain tommorow? Granted that Australian cricketers are probably closer to God then average folk, i still woudln't have thought that Mark Waugh can forcast the weather any better then the average Indian.

A few posibilities spring to mind. Mark Waugh has an anomalous knack for predicting the weather and the bookies wanted use of his gift in their bets on the weather, Mark Waugh has no gift for weather forcasting what-so-ever but he led the Indian Weather Bookies (bookies that make their money taking bets on the weather in India) to believe otherwise so he could score a quick 50 thousand dollars on a made up weather forecast, OR alternatively Mark Waugh was paid $50,000 Australian, for more then just a weather report, but he doesnt really feel he wants to tell us about it. Personally im willing to believe the former.

ExistAngst
Friday 19th, January 2001

ExistAngst let the dogs out! Now get the fuck off my radio and deal with it j00 Rastafarian fucks ????

Its cleaned out my bookmarks (what sort of a tool would call em favorites?). It was about time too. Todays post is all about what i found:

Black holes are cool. This site alows u to download a heap of fantasy movies, showing what it would be like to view a black hole from just above the event horizon. Trippy stuff. Did u know time stops when u pass the event horizon? U get crushed to a pulp of sub-atomic soup too.

Abortion TV. Like u, i was dissapointed to find this site to not be about watching abortions perfomed on TV. Instead i found it to just be a very deceptively named pro-life abortion site. Pity the 15 year old that designed this page wasnt aborted. We would all have been spared some rather bad animated gifs and some pritty poor html.

But seriously, this is a very funny site. Funny that they should take life so seriously. I can, maybe understand the sanctity of a life already in progress. But a fetus is the ultimate newbie. Fuck that. If i were a woman, and i wanted to kick that fetus back to oblivion from whence it came, i wouldnt hesitate for so much as a second to put a coat hanger thru the the little red leech.

Plus the world is massively over-popluated. There are just too many ppl. If a woman has so much as a seconds doubt as to whether she can give this child a worthwhile life, then chances are she cant and should have the kid kick/banned straight back to the status window of oblivion.

Of course the inevitable pro-life question to ask is, how would i have felt if i had of been aborted and had never been given the chance to be? Nothing. Nadda. To feel pain requires context. So i'd have felt not a fucking thing. Id not have known what i was missing. So id have felt no pity.

How much the poorer place would the world be like right now if Einstein or Lenin had been aborted by their mothers? Probably not much poorer. There will always be another Lenin, there will always be another Einstein. The really important question, is: are fetuses with the potential to change the world, statistically more likely to aborted then regular folk? Probably not. Therefore who gives a shit.

There is a day coming when we will hear the voice from within the womb, when its own authentic pain will be undeniable, when we will know with certainty that it is saying "I want to live. I have a right to live. I do not need your permission to live."

Dont u find that absurdly funny? Of course a fetus cant talk. Of course i wouldnt kill something that can talk. If it can talk, it can probably think too, and if it can think then its alive. As a general rule of thumb i wont kill or eat anything that can ask me not too. Anything with the capacity to plead for lenience probably deserves lenience.

God doesn't make u a human being. Your genetics don't make u a human being. A sperm and an egg, didn't make u a human being. The world makes u a human being. The world moulds a baby into a human being, starting right from the moment of birth, and not a moment sooner. A fetus hasn't seen the world so it can't be concidered a person, with the rights of a person.

What sort of Hindu Are u?. Im a philisophical hindu. Pity. I was aiming to be a bhakta hindu.

Damn. This was supposed to be about me cleaning up my bookmarks and its turned into a pritty long winded rant about abortion. Ill post the rest of what i found in my bookmarks in a few days.

FLAMIN STREWTH WOMAN!

In these heady days in the history of Australia, the ppl called out for a hero. Someone to represent all we hold dear and precious to the collective Australian heart. Important things such as mateship, courage, honesty, integrity and the regular use of words such as "flamin", "mongrel" and "fair dinkum" spring to mind when we think of this Man and the ideals he encapsulates.

Alf was the Savior.

Everyone loves Alf.

Alf looking really upset about somthing important.

Alf looking really upset about somthing important.

Alf - "Flammin' Drivel".mp3
Alf - "Flammin' Joint".mp3
Alf - "Flammin' Olympic Games".mp3
Alf - "Flammin' Olympic Torch".mp3
Alf - "Flammin Picket Line".mp3
Alf - "Flammin' Torch Rubish".mp3
Alf - "Flammin' Tomboy".mp3
Alf - "For Crying Out Loud".mp3
Alf - "Gave Me A Gobfull".mp3
Alf - "Get A Wriggle On".mp3
Alf - "Get Your Brain Into Gear".mp3
Alf - "Give Me Strength".mp3
Alf - "Guns Growing Out Of Their Armpits".mp3
Alf - "I'd Kill The Mongrel".mp3
Alf - "I'll Ring Her Scrawny Little Neck".mp3
Alf - "I Don't Flammin' Believe It".mp3
Alf - "I Know A Flammin' Gun When I See One".mp3
Alf - "If You Can't Stand The Heat, You've Got No Place In The Flamin' Kitchen".mp3
Alf - "Load Of Rot".mp3
Alf - "Loyalties".mp3

ExistAngst
Friday, 12th January 2001

"lol... You're hiding there again? In my gut? Geez... you really are crap at this" ????

who saw guiness book prime time?
not me
nah, i missed it
thats the highlight of my week
well u missed some guy that had a twin brother hidden in his gut for 16 years
wot!?
oh my god!
i wish i lost my brother for 16 years
hahah
a living twin brother?
nah the twin was dead.... naturally
he set the record for longest time to have a twin brother and not realise it
but angst, really
no im serious
just imagine it as a siames twin... where... ummm... one twin is inside the other
i think it was in some third world country where they just assumed its a big arse cancer tumor
you're talking to this guy and "hey, is that a twin brother on your shoulder?"
"gee, ive never noticed that before. thanks"
LOL
lol
you should really get that checked out you know
could be malignant
hehe
here, i have some rash cream
lol
"u know u really should lance that thing"
chix diggit
it'd be hard to play hide and seek
lol...you're hiding there again? In my gut? Geez... you really are crap at this"
LOL
roflmao
hey! you peeked!
lol
hehehee
tip, you're it. no, tip, you're it. no, tip, you're it. no, tip, you're it. no, tip, you're it.
sorry, won't happen again :o)

Girls like this one, are what i was talking about yesterday when i made some bad joke about good looking chix getting all the attention and linkage.

This one may well be the hottest of all the cam chix, but when it all comes down to it, whats the fucking point?

Ure never gunna touch this one.

And yet ppl still crowd around their fuzzy little web cams, totally mezmerised by a pritty face. When u really break it all down, their just personal websites of the sort u find a million on geocities. Theres really no content, not thought, no ideas. Just a webcam that updates itself intermittently.

The difference is these girls were blessed with stupid lucky genes. FUck genes. fuck em to hell.

Mind you though, as far as power over their audience goes these cam girls make Stile look like a bit of a balding wanker with a japscat fetish.

ExistAngst
Tuesday, 9th January 2001

Cultural Sensitivity 'R' US ????

An open letter to the Farmers of Tanzania: Dear Tanzanian Farmers,

I just watched a documentary about some river in your country, Tanzania. Aparently theres a whole heap of u punx over there are using precious river water to grow rice. Consequently said river, is running dry during the dry season cause said rice farmers are using a fair wack of water on keeping their paddies flooded.

A herd of animals somewhere in africa, looking set for strife if farmers keep it up

Anyway the climax to this tale is that a whole heap of real tops animals are dying and shit. I would like to ask all u silly little rice farmers to stop being so selfish. If u keep this shit up ill soon have no more lions and stripped horsies to watch from my nice cosy couch.

I like watching stripped horsies and lions and wild beasts and giraffes do stuff and eat each other and have sex0r in front of a camera and then they make documentaries with it and i can feel like ethiopians with big fat beer bellies. Would u sponsor one of these greedy little pygmies?

ethiopians with big fat beer bellies. Would u sponsor one of these greedy little pygmies?

i know something about the world. I like nothing better then getting a biiiiig bowl of Rice-Bubbles and milk and sitting down to watch the latest thats been happening on the plains of the Serengeti.

Do you know how many of the funny looking horses in the above pictue are going to get 0wn3d by crocodiles when they try to cross that "undiverted to rice paddies" river? Neither do i, but ill sure as hell watch to find out. Now THATS entertainment!

Dont u fewlish farmers know your destroying your enviroment?

If i promise to sponsor some mangy, malnutritioned little kid this year will you stop killing all da animals?

Yours Sincerely from the First World,
??ExistAngst

P.S. I refuse to sponsor one of those sneaky little pygmy kids with the massive beer bellies. Those cheeky little bastards look like they've had quite enough to eat thank you very much.

P.P.S Ill send some bibles too ok?

ExistAngst
Sunday, 7th January 2001

the personification of immaturity ????

When i have kids, and their old enuff to know that santa is a crock of shit, i'll show em this picture first so they dont feel too bad about having to grow up and accept that life is in actual fact totally devoid of magic of any kind.

When I tell em Santa doesn't exist they'll be too relieved that such a dirty old man DOESN'T come throught the chimney once a year, to have any time to cry for their lost innocence.

I am a bit worried my kids wont get the full effect of said picture since they might be too young to really understand the sexual inuendo. Not to worry i spose. I'll make sure to explain that the big fat red bastard has also got the mother of all stiffies.

Gothic Chicks Rock!. None of this colour crap. I like my babes, black and white from head to toe and with not an inch of non-leather fabric on their body.

I wonder what it takes to get linkage from other webmasters without actually having any talent?

Be a girl?
Have nice boobs?

Mind you though its probably not much help to have one without the other. No one goes out of their way to link up guys with man-boobs nor does anyone go out of their way to link up breast cancer survivors.

ExistAngst
Monday, 1st January 2001

Bored ????

Happy New Year. What did u do with your NYE? I spent it alone in front of my computer... listening to my mp3s, chating in #lebanon-girl and #somaliland on DALnet, whilst sipping on a beer spider (beer and icecream). For some strange reason, i don't really care that i spent new years eve totally on my own.

Q: Whats the similarity between american beer and having sex in a row boat?
A: Their both fucking close to water.

Wow. I found this the other day. Aparently Stile fanicies himself as a bit of a musician.

I listened to some of it and yes, as expected, its fairly shit. But u know.... top marks to him for taking the time out from his usual fucked up shit to diversify a bit and step out of his comfort zone.