Tuesday, 26th June 2001: Update #42
*** AmericanDude was kicked by OsamaBinMohammed (Expect an Iranian IRCop with plastek strapped to his guts)
<+Stealth`> those crazy 'kuwayt'ians
<+Stealth`> they all talk in gibberish
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<+Stealth`> [01:15] <{net}> „ˆ
<+Natus> they'll blow ya shit up mike...i'd watch it if i were you
<+Stealth`> yeah
<+Stealth`> im going from one ƒŠ … ‡ †Š† ˆŠƒ ... „ chan to the next
<+Stealth'> [01:15] HI LAH!
<+Stealth`> [01:16]
<+Stealth`> i think he said hi lah back
<+Stealth`> [01:16]
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<+Stealth`> this is wikid fun
<_Wrathchild> i didn't know there was a language made entirely out of extended ascii characters!
<+Stealth`> shit like literally 1/2the ppl on #kuwayt are spammers
Bah. I disagree. I think everyone wants to know about what's outside my window. I'll write about the lizards that sun themselves on the corrugated asbestos fence too. Then i'll email everyone i know in the whole world to go and read about it at Angstythink.... and people will read it too because everyone loves me and im so cool. This site gets 1000 hits a day. Im so cool.
..........sigh.
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Saturday, 16th June 2001: Update #41
Outside my bedroom window is a bird feeder. I get doves, willy-wag tails and 28 Parrots. Thats a type of parrot, not a quantity of parrot. My bird feeder wouldn't be able to hold 28 birds anyway. It would buckle on its rusted iron braces and go crashing to the dirt below in a flurry of featers water and bird seed. Particularly with 28 Parrots. It wouldn't matter so much if it were 28 doves... because doves don't weigh as much as parrots. My bird feeder could probably handle the weight of 28 doves.
Sometimes it almost has to. I get alot of doves. I get way more doves then i do other birds. When i get lots and lots of doves, they fight heaps. For distant relatives of those birds that sybolise Peace (White Doves) my doves sure are aggressive. They take whole beakfulls of feathers off one another when there's lots of them out there, and then i'm like "DONT TAKE THAT LITTLE DOVE!! IF U LET THEM PUSH U AROUND NOW, ULL BE PUSHED AROUND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. TAKE A STAND!!". I think my bird seed brings out the worst in birds. I suppose it does the same thing in humans. I mean money not bird seed. The more money thats available, the greedier and more selfish we (humans) seem to get. Maybe thats why I like my bird so much. Its a community of mini-people with wings. The big mini-humans beat up on the little mini-humans, the little mini-humans run away from the big mini-humans like little mini cowards and in the mean time everyone eats, drinks, fucks and shits on my window sill. The only difference is the flying bit. Humans dont get to fly. I would have thought birds would be far happier, more affable creatures given that they get to fly around. I would be. But i don't. So i've got an excuse for being a greedy prick.
The parrots are just as rude as the doves. I can see tension between the parrots and the doves building up over the next couple of months. The parrots are only new arivals to the bird feeder scene. They've only just cottoned on to how much of a hip cool place the bird feeder is for birds to hang out. In the past the parrots prefered to hang out in the gum tree above my Gemini (a car) and drop gum blossom all over my car. The doves are justifiably upset. The're the old skool bird feeder crew... they've been hanging out at the bird feeder for months and months, where as the parrots are total newbies. I must conceed that the parrots are just a bit too cocky. They come along with all there pretty green and yellow colors and their evolutionary superior beaks, their slightly larger more robust build and suddenly they think they own the place: hissing and spitting (or atleast the bird equilavent anyway) at the doves.The willy wag tails are the only ones that are above all this. The nuggety little punters are aloof to all this aggression. No one wants to beat up on willy wagtails anyway. Everyone loves the little guys. Besides... there much too fast for the bigger birds. The wag tails hang around so they can get at the maggots that ooze out of my worm farm just below the bird feeder.
Fuck im bored.
Why am i writing about the birds outside my window? I think its got something to do with the fact that ive been writing too much about important crap of late and not enuff about inconsequential things like bird feeders..... and also because of my affore-mentioned boredness.
Im plummeting to new depths of boring writing eh?
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