Anyway, updates will be less often in future. Ive got alot on my plate at the moment. I might get some of the links (eyes left) actually linking to sections that actually exist, as at the moment everyone just thinks its cause im a sloppy webmaster. Well i am a sloppy webmaster but thats not why the links are broken. Go check out survivorer but, thats where ill be doing all my updates from now on (nothing makes you look more talented then u are, quite like hanging around super talented ppl)
I also made it onto the C/O network. Another good directory for fresh, original, EN sites. Go have a look.
I will survivorer. Seriously guys. This is going to be a riot. Go check it out. Ill be in it and so will some other less worthy individuals, trying vainly to oust me from my destiny as THE Survivorer. NOTE: Ignore the picture of me with the dopey grin on my face. Truth is i'm mean as fuck and u should feel intimidated by my E/N prowess (see above: 26 hits yesterday). Ph34r m3.
The actual webring panel looks fairly unco but. I wish i could fix up the link colors on it. Its a good ring and its got some very good, under-recognised sites on it... but im gunna hafta find a better way to link it. Its all yahoos fault. Yahoo are so crap.
The fat chick at the deli down the road wouldn't let me get a coke when she realised i was short 5 cents. I even made a big show and dance of checking my wallet and emptying my pockets trying to find the extra 5 cents, but the big fat bitch just stood their staring first at my change on the counter and then at me, with a blank look on her fat face. Sort of like she was going to cry because nothing in her training told her what to do in such a case. Or maybe it was a look of disbelief that this skinny little white boy thinks he can get away with not paying the full price. At anyrate she made me feel pretty embarresed, and exacerbated my shitty mood.
I spent way too much of my afternoon explaining to my brother why im failing uni and why i don't care and it doesnt matter. Actually it does matter. But i cant help it. Fuckit, i dont wanna think about it so i just decided im not going to write about it.
I entertained the thought of running over a couple of primary school kids on scooters with limp bizkit tee shirts, baggy shorts and smug looks on their faces. (Arent misplaced modifiers fun! I meant the kids were ridding scooters and wearing limp bizkit teeshits and that i was going to run them over, not that i was going to run them over with a scooter whilst wearing a limp bizkit tee shirt.)
I was hit by a wave of depression yesterday morning when i realised the sensation of going round and round in stupid little circles, had permeated my whole life.
I want to be the embodiment of the peaceful little monk that lives in harmony and is at one with nature, but i just dont think i can do it. Im going to have them gassed. There freaking me out. Its my car, and i decide who or what makes a home in it. Of course, then i inevitably do too much thinking just before i set the insect bomb to kill them. Ill probably start to personify my family of vagrant spiders. I start imaginining spiders talking to one another, desperatently, as the gas spreads throughtout the car. I imagine little tiny cute spiders calling out to mummy spider, and suddenly i cant bring myself to kill them.
My big problem is i think too much. Id get along much better with the world if i didnt think so much.
If u have been following the middle east thing u might have heard about Hizbullah Guerillas starting up a propaganda campaign thoughout the middle east, aimed at Israel. The campaign involves a TV ad, in which they associate with Jews with the Nazi's. The add features a Star Of David followed by an equals sign and then a swastika.
Im not really sure what the campaign is trying to insinuate, but im sure its stupid. Are they saying that the Jews were in kahoots with the Nazis and therefore should be punished? Or are they saying that if the Nazis hated and persecuted the Jews then maybe there is a reason why Arabs should be trucking the Jews off to concentration camps? If its the former, then, enough sed i think. That sort of stupidity really speaks for itself. If the latter, then it would be wise to note that this time around the Jews have Helicopters and guns where as, u Arabs have sling shots. Trying to persecute a minority works way better when the minority don't have fucking big guns.
"Oh no its the palestinians. Not the palestinians!! Someone save us from the Palestinians! Look at the size of those rocks their carrying!! Oh no please dont put me in a concentration camp and gas me Mr Arab."Unfortunately i can't speak for the Hizbullah, since i don't think there quite as poorly equiped as the Palestinians. Needless to say, even if they do have guns as big as Israels, im sure any miltant group stupid enough to try and so openly, associate the Jews with the Nazi party, in a way intended to reflect negatively on the Jews, will soon find a way to shoot themselves in the face.
mmm, go check this out. Its got to be the best idea for a website ive seen in a long time. Its Survivorer, the reality TV game show set on a tropical Island, all on a website. 16 contestants will post to an EN website about whatever they like and periodically one player will get voted off untill there is one player left who will win $200. I dont know what the exact rules of the game will be, but it sounds to me like it will be hill-airy-arse.
Make sure u boot it up in netscape (why the fuck would u be using IE anyway?) and disable javascript. The Manga Outpost webmaster uses Javascript to force u to click the banners before u can get to the goodies.
Man i wish i could draw like that. Id never need to vist another porn site in my life.
I hate my family, I hate my body, I hate humanity.
I hate the fact that I'm too scared to tell a woman that I love her and want to spend the rest of my life with her. I hate the fact that I am too scared to get a life.
Oh no wait thats not me, thats Stile, I on the other hand, know that u know that i know im a fucking looser geek without having to waste your time telling u all about it. Why the fuck would i be sitting here clacking away at html if i had a life? Instead id much rather just post some porn, get on my soap box, rant for a bit, maybe post some mp3s and by and large be content with my humdrum existence.
Wow. Hundreds and thousands of dollars? He must be selling alot of those T-Shirts and convincing alot of insecure teenagers they need a bigger cock and to click on the banners offering appropriate help. Funny though that Stile should be making so much money, out of pretending to be so hardcore and such a counter-cultural icon. The hardcore underground are intrested only in making money too are they? Gee. Not really that much different to the money obsessed mainstream.
Stile may not give a shit about cultivating and maintaining he's counter-culture, god-like, hardcore image, but if he cares about making money (i'd say he does) then he'd better start being more selective about who he talks to and hide hes financial success a bit better. Nothing sez mainstream, commercial, sell out quite like someone desperately trying to sell something.
In a strange show of stupidly patriotic paranoia, the Rusian high command decided, for reasons unknowable, that come hell of high water, no damn faggotty little brit or uppity little yank is going to be fishing our men out of the depths of the Barents Straight. Instead they were happy to piss fart around as their men drowned. Like fucking small children learning to swim, that dont want to get their head wet, the Russian rescue team splashed about on the surface.
Now if Stalin were still about? Wellll, he'd have had a bit of the ole duck diving gear and had the whole damn submarine to the surface in 10 minutes. In fact if push came to shove and I were one of lads stuck down their with my comrades, i reckon i would have been swimming for the surface. Bone breaking pressure be damned. In fact what frigging difference does 100 meters make anyway? I mean its not THAT far and its all upwards.
Anyway, the point is the Norwegians waltzed in and in the end made the Russians look prity fucking ordinary. Pootin would have been much better off, biting the bullet, accepting that the Brits nor the Yanks care to spy on rusty, sinky old Russsian submarines and just get someone better equiped to to come in and save some lives. Would have been much less embarresing in the long run. MMMMMM... I just had an idea for a regular section on the site: "NYET! NYET NYEEEETTT!! Where have all the Comrades gone?: A documentation of the demise of the Russian State"
Nahhhhhhh fuck that. Stay tuned for when i upload the best of my best porn. NOTE: Not porno pictures taken by me, of me, or owned by me, but stuff ive scabbed off the rest of the internet in my last 3 years on the internet. Remember kids, copyright only applies on the internet when it infringes on YOUR rights.
In the wake of the patriotic fervour surrounding the recently departed 5 ring circus, let me just say a little something about this little Wombat with the big arse everyone is ranting about. Fatso is owned by Channel 7. Channel 7 are a commercial entity. Consequently, dont hold fatso up as your beacon of anti-capitalist ideals. Fatso is not the Battlers Prince. Fatso is a money making venture. In the long run fatso is no better, no worse then Syd, Ollie and Dickhead. Fatso is was just a clever marketing ploy from those experts in the trade... Channel 7. When fatso comes out in soft plush toys, pencils and pencil cases, rulers and fuck knows what else... u remember how Roy looked at the camera and heralded Fatso as the Battlers Prince. The Battlers Prince or Kerry Packers Prince? U decide.