oe is me for I am Pr0netheus: lover of mankind, giver of porn and the bane of Zeus. He hast banished me to this most ignominious of websites, a spot of internet remote- Angstythink, a waste untrod, unread, unwanted. Here I shall suffer till time's ten thousand years have measured out their length! In bonds of brass not easy to be loosed, nailed to this crag of a site where no wight dwells, nor unique hits nor links shall visit me; but the sun-blaze shall roast my flesh. My hue, flower-fair, shall suffer change. And I shalt hang bolt upright, dandled in the rock's rude arms. Nor till I hast completed my long term, shalt I come back into the light, and then the hound of Zeus, ExistAngst, shall violently fall upon my flesh and rend it as 'twere rags, and every day and all day long shall my unbidden guest eat at my table, feasting on my liver till he hath gnawn it black. I am Pr0netheus. Enjoy the gift i give to mankind, for which i suffer for eternity. Enjoy my porn.