Fast-food makes you fat? No shit Spurlock!
AP - McDonald's is taking its beef with a US documentary film to Australia's TV screens in an ad campaign biting back at suggestions that its food is unhealthy.
In the film Super Size Me, American filmmaker Morgan Spurlock eats only McDonald's fare for 30 days, and in the end piles on 12 kilograms and gets sick.
The film grossed Australia's highest-ever opening weekend takings for a documentary, raking in $353,700 in four days.
McDonald's Australian arm hit back quickly.
"We did some research with our customers, and because of the fact that we were silent in regards to the film, they took it that our silence basically meant guilt," Guy Russo, McDonald's chief executive in Australia, told Sky News television.
"I think he's providing false claims to Australians," Russo said of Spurlock. "I won't take that sitting down."
McDonald's campaign attacks the film as being "about someone who decides to overeat".
In the TV ads, Russo derides Spurlock's claim that eating nothing but McDonald's for 30 days can make you sick.
"Surprise, surprise," he said. "He finds out it was an error. I could have told him that."
McDonald's has been trying to revamp its worldwide junk food image, launching healthy alternatives to its long-famous burger meals.
It's added low fat milk and fresh apples to its menus in the United States. It has also brought in options like Fish McDippers in Japan and sliced fruit in Britain.
In Australia it introduced salads and yoghurt 18 months ago. It lists the nutritional contents of each meal on food wrappers and posters.
Russo said he eats at McDonald's about three times a week but wouldn't overdo it, like he insists Spurlock did.
"I'm of Italian descent," Russo says, "and I couldn't eat Spaghetti Bolognese every day."
SOURCE: NineMSN
Ay-fucking-men.
I'm sorry to all the left wing hippy fags that hang out on the internet, but on this particular question I am afraid I must take the side of corporate greed, satan, McDonalds and all that is wrong with this world.
This documentary is a total crock of shit. If you eat nothing but fast-food for a whole month you will get sick. No shit Spurlock! I'm sure if I chow down on nothing but spinach for a whole month that will make me very very sick. But that doesnt mean im going to go out and make a movie about how Popeye is ruining America. (THAT SAILING FUCKER! DOWN WITH CAPITALIST SAILOR SCUM!!!)
The REAL question is "Who Cares?". Goddamnit! Just let the fat fuckers of the world eat what they please.
Also let me make clear that just because I am defending your company doesn't mean I don't think you are a cock smoker who should stay the fuck off my TV screen Guy Russo. Because I do.
What would you give to watch George Bush fall off a Bike?
CARLISLE, Pa., May 24 ? President Bush on Monday night sought to reassure Americans, Iraqis and other nations that he has a plan to set Iraq on a track to stable self-rule, saying his goal was to make Iraq's people "free, not to make them American."
The United States, Mr. Bush said, will use a "five-point plan" to hand over authority in Iraq to an interim government on June 30, help establish security, continue rebuilding the country's infrastructure, encourage more international support and then move toward a national Iraqi election as early as next January. He did not announce the names of a new prime minister or other top Iraqi government officials, but promised that they would be released later this week by Lakhdar Brahimi, the United Nations special envoy to Iraq.
In a 33-minute address at the United States Army War College in the farmland of south-central Pennsylvania, the president said: "I sent American troops to Iraq to defend our security, not to stay as an occupying power. I sent American troops to Iraq to make its people free, not to make them American. Iraqis will write their own history, and find their own way."
Mr. Bush said an essential part of rebuilding Iraq would be the creation of a modern prison system. He pledged, if the new Iraqi government agrees, to destroy the Abu Ghraib prison, a longtime symbol of the cruelty of Saddam Hussein's rule and now notorious as the site of abuses of Iraqi prisoners by members of the American military.
In making the case for persevering in Iraq, the president reminded Americans that, in his view, Iraq remained "the central front in the war on terror."
Mr. Bush also held out little hope for a quick withdrawal of American soldiers, and said he would maintain troop levels of 138,000 "as long as necessary." If American commanders on the ground needed more troops, Mr. Bush said, "I will send them."
Mr. Bush's speech, the first in a series of major addresses meant to shore up support for his Iraq policy before the June 30 deadline, was as much a political event as a policy address. It came in the wake of a poll by CBS News that showed Mr. Bush's approval ratings at a new low, with 41 percent approving of the job he is doing and 52 percent disapproving.
The president, who was apparently wearing makeup to cover abrasions on his chin from a fall from his mountain bike last weekend, seemed confident and calm throughout his remarks, which were interrupted periodically by applause. The biggest applause came when Mr. Bush said the United States would raze the Abu Ghraib prison.
SOURCE: The New York Times
I know exactly how the President feels.
When I was about 12 years old I got caught sodomising a dead cat in my cubby house. I was so ashamed of what I had done that the next day I took matches and a can of gasoline and burnt my cubby house to the ground.
And i think to myself.... "Good on ya George Bush Jnr" for doing the same thing in Iraq. Not proud of what went on at Abu Ghraib? Want people to hurry up and forget about all the terrible things that you did there? Slightly ashamed? TEAR THE FUCKING JOINT DOWN! Thats the spirit! Sure worked for me. You wouldn't believe how quickly your mother forgets about the fact that she caught you in a compromising position with a piece of roadkill when the following day you burn down your cubby house and almost set fire to the house! And i'm sure George understands this principle also. Burn Abu Ghraib down to the ground. Out of sight, out of mind.
The only concern is what happens when the President realizes that the entire war, the whole American involvement in Iraq, is one huge embarrassment?
Fucking hell. I would give my left testicle to be holding a video camera in my hand, while watching the President of the United States fall off a mountain bike. Just to watch that glorious moment where he wobbles slightly as he is about to stack it. To see that expression of fear and dread on his face as he realizes he is about to fall off, and then see him go arse over tit and fall off his bike as I record the whole thing on mini DV. Jesus Christ how much would that piece of footage be worth? Imagine how much you could sell it to Al Jazeera for?
PS. I'm joking about the above anecdotes regarding me as a 12 year old. I was more like 16.
Apple?!
BOB Geldof's daughter Peaches yesterday warned that Gwyneth Paltrow's one-week-old girl Apple faces years of taunting at school.
Peaches, 14, whose middle name is Honeyblossom, said: "At primary school I got teased a lot, just as little Apple will."
Fellow pupils used to shout: "Oi, Peaches, are your parents bananas?" Other taunts which still annoy her include "I'd like to take a bite out of that peach" and "Look at those peaches".
Gwyneth and Coldplay singer husband Chris Martin have joined celebrities such as Geldoff and his late wife Paula Yates who opt for the unusual. Peaches said: "Why do the rich and famous give their children such ridiculous names?
"Mine has haunted me all my life, and will continue to do so.
"I am named after a fruit. This doesn't make sense at all."
In her Sunday Telegraph column, she added: "When I tell people my name, most laugh incredulously. I'm always asked to repeat it twice." But her name is normal compared to rocker Frank Zappa's daughter Moon-Unit and David Bowie's son Zowie.
And it does help her stand out from the crowd.
She said: "It's exotic, it's not boring. It also gives me (or so I like to think) an air of mystery."
SOURCE: http://www.mirror.co.uk/
Well isn't that just great. Yet another celebrity couple, clearly addled by the copious drugs they consume, have decided to name their son/daughter something totally fucking stupid.
I guess i'll know when I have truly reached the big-time when I feel a strange desire to reach into a fruit salad, grab something, and name the fruit of my loins after whatever fruits are in the palm of my hand.
God damnit! How much cooler are Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston than Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow. Brad makes well wicked films like that new one where he fights Ancient Greek guys. Jennifer Aniston makes that quite humerous TV show with Lisa Kudrow. You know the one im talking about. The one where they are all friends. And what the fuck has Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow ever done for the world? Martin makes god awful shit-pop (you like that play on words? Clever no? Rather then brit-pop I said shit-pop). And Paltrow! Don't EVEN get me started on Paltrow! Well ok get me started! Some actors are method actors. Some actors just read their lines and are interesting enough individuals to get away with playing themselves. Then there is Gwyneth Paltrow. Who, it seems to me, must surely get out a block of wood and stare at it for 10 minutes before going before a camera. She must surely say to herself "
What can I do, to be more like this piece of wood while I am acting? How can I find new and ingenious ways to convince audiences that I am not actually an actress, but rather a very wooden piece of wood, shaped like a woman"
May god have mercy apon the soul of Apple Martin. A girl who will grow up to act like a block of wood, sing shitty songs and undoubtedly get beaten like a red-headed step child every day of her life.
Keeping It In Perspective
This is from Reuters...
SINGAPORE - Neurosurgeons trying to separate Iranian twins joined at the head teased apart tightly packed brain tissue and blood vessels on Tuesday as the life-threatening operation moved into its third day.
Soothing classical music played in the operating theater as the team of 28 doctors and about 100 assistants at a Singapore hospital battled unstable blood circulation amid an array of lines that feed Laleh and Ladan Bijani intravenously and monitored their vital signs.
After cutting open the 29-year-old pair's joint skull in the hours after the surgery began on Sunday, five neurosurgeons were prying apart the brains millimeter by millimeter, said Dr Prem Kumar Nair, a spokesman for Singapore's Raffles Hospital.
One of the girls died. Just hours ago.
An update from Sky News...
An Iranian twin has died after two days of unprecedented, high-risk surgery to separate her skull and brain from those of her conjoined sister.
The second twin was in a critical condition and fighting for her life as doctors attempted to stabilise her.
The operation on 29-year-old Laleh and Ladan Bijani entered a "critical stage" after a team of 28 specialists and 100 assistants pryed apart their tightly-packed brain tissue and blood vessels at Singapore's Raffles hospital.
"Despite the best efforts of the medical team, Ladan Bijani passed away," hospital spokesman Dr Prem Kumar Nair said to cries of grief from hundreds of supporters and friends gathered at the hospital.
When my grandfather died I am pretty sure I didnt cry about it. When my cat died I am pretty sure i didn't cry about it. But this is different.
These twins lived for 29 years joined at the head. Seeing the same things, doing the same things, going to the same places, knowing the same people, seeing the world from the same 45 degree angle. Yet thinking entirely different thoughts and having entirely different personalities. One wanted to go to university and study journalism, the other wanted to study law. They wanted to look into one anothers eyes without the aid of a mirror. They wanted to live independant lives.
The risk of failure was incredibly high. A 50% chance that one or both twins would die. They were determined to take that risk, to risk everything they had, in a fight to live better lives.
One girl, Ladan Bijani, is now dead. The massive loss of blood was too much for her system and her fight to live an independant life has ended. Her sister, Laleh Bijani, now lies in a critical condition in a Singapore hospital. Half of her very existence, has died and been cut away. If she wakes up without massive brain damage, she will know that her life as a free woman comes at the cost of her sisters. Minutes before they fell asleep under anaesthetic they, with the aid of a mirror, said goodbye to one another for the last time, knowing full well that they could quite well both be dead before they wake up. Yet knowing at the same time that they simply had to try.
Thats courage. These 2 humble Iranian women, born into a dirt poor Iranian family, are my heros for a long time to come. They had the unflinching courage to do the things they simply had to do regardless of what was at stake.
Ordinarily I would keep things like this, and the way I feel about them, to myself. But I thought it was especially relevant to post something like this today considering the tone and content on my last post. That is to say, come what may, I realise something i've always known. That the problems in my life, are trivial, positively ant sized, compared to the problems that other people deal with on a daily basis. The story of Ladan and Laleh Bijani fills me with as much sorrow as it does gratitude and inspiration. Inspiration to tackle life and it's challenges. Gratitude not to anyone in particular, but to the forces that be for allowing me to live in good health and spirits. What more can I ask?