Scientist reveals: Angela Bishop is Bronwyn Bishop
- by Martin Zygote
Reputable UWA scientist Dr. Phil Breen today revealed that Angela Bishop and Bronwyn Bishop are in fact the same person. If this is true, Angela Bishop will be charged with faking her own birth, police said.
Dr. Breen said he first developed the theory that Angela Bishop was in fact just Bronwyn Bishop with her hair down five years ago after comparing their photos. Also, he noticed that they are never seen in the same room.
Earlier this year he set about trying to prove his hypothesis by throwing a party and inviting Angela. She arrived and when she wasn't looking he scraped fat cells off the back of her neck. "Examining her DNA in my laboratory, I found that she is actually a sixty five year old woman. Conclusive evidence that she is in fact Bronwyn Bishop."
It is thought Bronwyn pretended to be her own daughter in order to get a job as a reporter at Channel Ten and promote the Liberal Party through the use of satanic subliminal messages, which consisted of strange facial expressions, hand gestures and annoying vocal inflexions.
Close friends say that thirty years ago Bronwyn told them she had given birth to a daughter at home, but no-one ever actually saw this child until ten years ago when "Angela" mysteriously arrived at Channel Ten as a reporter and celebrity. All attempts made by this reporter to locate "Angela's" birth certificate were unsuccessful, and it eventually transpired that this record had been conveniently destroyed in a fire at Bronwyn's house, reportedly caused when some hairspray came into contact with a naked flame.
Even stranger still, Bronwyn is unmarried and has never been seen with a man. "That's one of the things that originally tipped me off," Breen says, "I mean, think about it. Who's going to impregnate Bronwyn? Thats the first thing that really doesn't add up."Angela/Bronwyn is pictured on the right, as she appeared on the popular high rating Channel Ten show "Search for a Cunt." She could not be reached for comment, and has apparently gone into hiding. It is understood that if these accusations are proved true she could be fired from both her jobs.
Dr. Breen is currently working on another theory that "Angela" is the antichrist, and that she, Bronwyn and Satan are all part of a Trinity of Evil, similar to the Holy Trinity except evil.
A spokesperson for the Liberal Party said that this proved once and for all that UWA professors had way too much money and time on their hands.
who is the chick in the first photo ?
she is hot !
Comment posted by: me at September 2, 2003 03:16 AMi feel you have perhaps missed the point of this comic. better luck in the future. mz
Comment posted by: martin zygote at September 3, 2003 03:52 PMmr. martin zygote made an error. it is not a comic it is an article. what a wally.
Comment posted by: critical guy at September 3, 2003 03:55 PMFUCK YOU! you hear, FUCK YOU!!!
Comment posted by: martin zygote at September 3, 2003 03:55 PMThey not the same woman!!! Bronwyn looks like a shark, especially when she knows she's about to be photographed by news reporters, besides, Angela is approachable and humourous and I think she's so damn sex-xy and I'd welcome her to ask me to be her boyfriend anytine!!! I feel no such feelings for Bronwyn (nor any lady politician-all of them are so unsexy) and because of that, I know that they are two seperate women. If they were, Bronwyn would also be my type and like any man who has feelings for a woman, I know!!! Bronwyn is unsexy and unapproachable, that is proof that she was trying to make herself appealing by HER impersonating ANGELA-not the other way around, hence the DNA you obtained from the back of her neck. She's out to get Angela and take over for whatever evil reason. I'm in love with Angela and I hope Bronwyn dies in the attempt regarding her evil schemes!!! John D. Smith 9/March/2004.
Comment posted by: Jonh D. Smith at March 9, 2004 02:07 PMHello its John Smith again, I thought I recognised the pictures from another website when doing my search on Angela Bishop, I found it! Since you like that model with the dark hair, I took the liberty in finding out who she is. Her name is KERRY DOYLE and if you want the website, the exact title I found was "Search for a supermodel", I thought you'd appreciate that!
Comment posted by: John D. Smith at March 9, 2004 02:21 PMRegards:- John D. Smith. 9/March/2004. (a few minutes later than my last message)
Maybe the reason they look the same is because they're mother and daughter.
Comment posted by: Chris at July 7, 2004 03:40 PMwell im sorry , but you have to admit , they guy in the pic IS pretty pooncey . im sure this hass no relevance....hmmm maybe about the same relevance to a squirrels downing tequila and munching on pickled gerkins.....perhaps....mmmmmm tequila,......................mmmmm squirrel
Comment posted by: me...hmm maybe you at August 24, 2004 11:41 PMUm, look in the pictures, look carefully at the word "cunt". It's jagged, just like you'd see if you typed it in Microsoft Paint. Jesus Christ this is a stupid joke.
Comment posted by: Vegetable at September 9, 2004 10:35 AMYep. Can't pull the wool over your eyes can we. May i suggest you pursue work in the satire forgery department of your nearest Police Department.
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Comment posted by: John D. Smith at September 15, 2004 12:28 PMThanks "Vegetable" I don't know why I hadn't noticed that before, I'm usually the first to spot those things! Yes! It IIIS a stupid joke. After all, those images came from "Search for a supermodel"
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