a message from martin zygote
we are looking for sponsors for this site. at the moment the four guys who create comedy gold here are only doing it in the few hours between their jobs and classes. imagine if we were being paid to do this, barand new comedy gold every single day. brand new basil zempilas eviscerations every single day. so we are looking for hip cool credible people to email us, and we can create ads for you, featuring wormo or even crap sperm, hawking your product. yes they are whores and we will sell them out, but only for stuff we believe in. as for the rest of you, eg, basil zempilas, if you wanna send us money, we might refrain from mocking you as much as we do.
oh i see, so you guys are like a perth comedy mafia, eh? well fuck you, i'm not sending you any money! and i'll tell my friends to hold out too. like jeff newman, he'll never give in to extortion, no matter how man arse man comics you draw!
Comment posted by: basil zempilas at September 2, 2003 11:57 AMoh fuck off as if anyone would give you money..
your so fucking ugly and can never get any sex.. so that's why all you do is spend all your time on the internet hahaha
Comment posted by: at January 21, 2004 09:54 AMYes. Every thing you say is true.
I was tragically scarred for life when, as a 5 year old, the orphanage i lived in burnt down to the ground. I suffered 3rd degree burns to my face and penis, rendering me totally unappealing to the opposite sex and completely unable to score.
Since then i spend all my time in my bedroom lashing out at the world from here on the internet, crying myself to sleep each night.
Thank you for making me feel even worse.
Comment posted by: Wangst McPants at January 21, 2004 11:42 PMWhy no mention of me on your site?
Comment posted by: Todd Johnston at June 4, 2004 02:23 AMi am the famous , preverbial son of Perth.
I predict weather WEATHER! WEATHER! and sport a no-frills mullet.
stupid weather
Comment posted by: at August 10, 2004 12:48 AMPost a comment