At least I'm not Martin Zygote.

Picture it: You're a bland, unfunny man with a bland unfunny website writing about bland, unfunny celebrities...

whatever loser

Um hello.. if you had your information correct Lisa has had a fucking baby.. so that's why she is doing the Coles add's.. cuz she can get money for them.. while being pregant and spending the 1st few months with her baby..

and by the way she is getting $1.5 million for the Coles add over 3 years.. so hello who would say no?

Lisa is starting in a new musical for the Melbourene Theatre Company next year and since she's left Blue Heelers she's starred in Cabaret and Marshall Law.

Your just so jealous cuz no1 could ever like u as much as her.. u must have the most fucked up life 2 sit down and write stuff on a person u don't even know... geez grown up and get a life.

Lisa McCune doesn't wanna go 2 Hollywood.. she wants 2 stay here and perform.. what's wrong with that? She's gonna keep on performing and bring up kids.. where as you are gonna fucken sit there mocking her.. why? she hasn't done anything wrong

if you hate her then why tell every1.. just shut up about it..

the fact you have written all this stuff about her shows how bored and dull u must be

your little rubbish thing you said has just shown everyone how jealous you are that you could never be as good as Lisa!

hey at least shes out there doing something that i bet you would never have the guts to do.
why do you have to be an asshole to try and be funny?

HAH!!! Lisa McCune had a baby?? HAH! Was she knocked up on the set of the Potato Movie?

Well it's nice to hear that Lisa is going to spend the first few months with the baby. Thank god that baby humans reach maturity after only a few months.

Yep. No worries at all. Lisa should be right on track, making more telemovies for Mr and Mrs Bland Australia, in no time at all....

Just as soon as she gets out from beneath the massive burden of being a mother and wife. (I presume she is married? She IS married isnt she??!?)

PS. When this kid turns 21, someone remember to show him a film his mother made before he was born, called "The Potato Factory".

PPS I give thanks that At Least I'm Not A Stupid Lisa McCune fan.

Lisa has had a "Fucking Baby", you say? Well isnt that lovely; best kind to have really.

Your just jealous and hahaha it's so funny..

come on just admit it.. you will never be someone like Lisa and you hate that!

i mean how shit must your life be that you bag the shit outta someone you have never even met..

yeah great life you have.. thankfully i have one

so i'm going now back 2 my life.. while you stay here bagging someone out just because no one like's you and think's your a fat load of ugly bullshit! You'll never be anyone anything good.. and that's why your so jealous of Lisa! hahaha your such a losser..

Lisa does have a husband Tim who she met while she worked on Blue Heelers.. he is one of the crew members on there..

and she has 2 children now anyway.. hello Lisa's husband Tim has taken time off work to help look after the kids when Lisa returns to work.. and they can do that because there ritch..

unlike you who has done shit all with their life and has no money.. they have to work all the time because there poor hahaha!

if your gonna bag someone out @ least get your facts straight you fucked up piece of shit..

Lisa is from Perth.. both her parents and her brother still live in Perth..

and your mocking someone from your own city who has given hope to heaps of younger people that they too.. even if they live in perth can become a actress and stuff..

man you'd never get any sex.. i mean hello that's why your always on here.. go pick up.. oh sorry i mean you can't because your so damm ugly hahaha

and

JEALOUS OF LISA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.. YOUR SHIT AND ALWAYS WILL BE FOREVER.. YOU FUCKED UP PIG.. YOU ARE NUTHING.. NOT WORTH NUTHING..

Lisa rules. You're a fucking dickhead.

Woah. Do I detect that we have touched on a raw nerve here?

Lisa we are sorry for writing this biography of your career up to this point but could you please stop flooding our website with your angry comments.

if I was lisa mccune i really think i would feel less threatened by this slightly derogatory article than i would be by the lifeless stalker nut who is apparently obsessed with her and keeps writing shit here.
dude, they spent like ten fucking minutes writing this thing. youre the one who keeps coming back here day after fucking day and crapping on about fucking lisa mccune. youre the one who apparently has no life. i mean, being obsessed with an actress is one thing, but lisa mccune? how very pitiful.
this site isnt a charity so it isnt my job to help you with your little problem. but maybe i should, cos maybe when i hear that youve killed lisa and hacked off her skin and fashioned a garment out of it, maybe i wont be able to live with myself, knowing you tried to reach out to me for help, and i ignored you, just because youre an illiterate twat and as well as a sociopathic weirdo,and because of me lisas dead. maybe i couldnt live with that guilt.
nahhh.
but listen, LISA IS A FUCKING TALENTLESS SKANK WHO IS NOT WORTH TALKING ABOUT ANYMORE.
AND YOU ARE A MEANINGLESS PIECE OF SHIT WHOS OPINIONS WILL NEVER MEAN ANYTHING.
i hope that helps you out.
but please, keep the discussion coming, angry lisa mccune fans/stalkers/family members. I cant tell you how fucking enthralling this all is.

its funny how all these people in perth who are going nowhere and who have no future latch onto any celebrity who was born/lives remotely near them and defends them to the death. You bag the writer for ripping on someone who hes never met. Who cares. Your defending someone YOU'VE never met, someone who doesnt know u exist, who doesnt give a crap about you. Someone who whored herself out and flashed her tits for cash. That is a much, much sadder situation to be in. I hope all of you who want to kneel at lisas feet realise your aiming for mediocrity. Please Lisa!! be my friend! i told that nasty guy on the website to eat a dick! losers...

hahaha u fuckheads.. lisa rocks

haha martin zygote or whatever ur name is, u r really fucked up!!!! PMSL!! u waste ur time writing shitty little "biography" things on actresses that u dont even know!!! i mean seriously, u must sit on ur computer all fucking day writing these pointless articles!! LOL mate u got too much time on ur hands!!! take it from someone who has seen lisa act LIVE, she is a fantastic actress and a beautiful singer!!! she;d kick ur ass at any of that!!!! she is such a wonderful and nice person and ur just some fuck job whose probly jealous or something! mate, GET A FUCKING LIFE!!!

It's a good thing you know how to use an exclamation mark. Otherwise we wouldnt know how much you love this stupid bitch.

hahaha yeah martin your really funny.. NOT!

go get a life

let me guess....u auditioned 4 the part og maggie doyle...u were talentless os u didnt get it cos they only hire ppl with talent on the show...example: LISA MCCUNE
its funny 2 c people when their jealous
oh and by the way all the fucks in that story kinda lost educational side of it.
mate u just made a plain fool out of urself!!
cos lisa rocks! always has and always will!!

Good lord, that was funny.

I wonder how many times this person belts off to Lisa McCune before going to sleep.

Pfft, Tasma Walton is where it's at!

OMG how the fuck funny was that? pretty funny, but not as funny as that person defending miss mcshit. Now thats some hilarious stuff, ok now i've seen a few eps of blue healers ( thanx to my nan's dumbass obsession with the show), and i gotta say there isnt a living soul on this planet that hates lisa mcshit more than me, u wanna talk about bland, that ho's got less talent than bardot, or that other thyroid fucked ( or wotever it was in her throat) skank from perth that got knocked off aus idol, then made it back from sympathy ploys.what im saying here people is lisa WAS the blue healer, Martin Zygote was hell wrong at saying she was vaguely pretty, im sure most would agree, she a very average looking girl. anyways with all the back and forth banter i basically wanna know one question, why the hell would someone be defending a so called aus celeb like her??? im puzzled at that, ok bert newton i could understand, old moonface is a champ lol but fuck lisa mcshit ?? some people have too much time on there hands to even research that she's had 2 babys, married some tosser from the set of blue healers, and did 2 shit shows since, and who the fuck cares if she can wail?.. does that make her defendable? i think not. guy sebastian can sing too but who's gunna defend his afro when he gets rocked! (reference to someone being slagged off at perthrockcity). in conclusion to my own shit letter, lisa mcshit is just another half witted no talent that had her 15 mins and flashed some nip, get over the fact that she has a shelf full of logies, they r just door stops anyway, she cant act, she sounds like whales mating when singing and she has shit tits. if ur gunna worship someone atleast aim a little higher than t.v. soap wannabe's, aim for the wiggles or someone in ur own intellectial catagory. -sigh- ( i feel releived to get that off my chest now)

This guy has some serious mental illness. maybe martin zygote should try some prozac or better still some viagra as he obviously has a very small dick

Martin Zygote and everyone else that have posted mean, harsh and uncalled for comments about Lisa McCune have no idea what they are talking about.
How can you even judge someone that you haven't met?

Lisa has had such a successful career and she is the nicest person you could ever meet. She is a talented actress, I'm sure is a wonderful mother and has been a brilliant role model for me.

Lisa can be proud of what she has achieved and there are many fans out there who she has inspired and entertained over the years. Lisa has proved that you can earn the respect of others for just being who you are.

For Martin Zygote: I do feel sorry for you, writing all these things about other people. I felt it was time to share something about yourself with you. Here is your biography!

Lisa McCune is my friend, my role model and I luv you forever!!! xoxo

"At Least I'm Martin Zygote"

As much of a terrible fucked up mess as my life is, at least I can say I'm Martin Zygote. Think about it. Im Martin Zygote, born on earth. At an early age I realised that I was a pointless person. I was tragically born without a single talent. I will only ever thrive in a state of thorough medicority (which I cant spell).

So, after sitting on my arse for some very wanky five years in front of an even wankier computer, I appeared in a series of crap messages on Perth Rock City.

Straight away I became vaguely known on this site and I seem like an ordinary, bland sort of person who can relate to other bland people who have nothing better to do with their life except criticise other people. People everywhere on this site can relate to me.

So I get a fair bit of web space on this website, writing my opinions, reading other peoples opinions but never actually saying anything good. Suddenly people from all over start posting messages back to me, agreeing with what I say and these nice, decent, boring and stupid people who cant read or write properly start poorly written conversations with me.

This goes on for many months. Maybe it was like years, it seems a fucking long time since I left this computer. Yeah, Martin Zygote is supreme, I shall reign forever, whatever.

But then, what a shock, my arse is getting sore from sitting on it all these years and suddenly I feel so worthless and nothing but an internet freak. So I decide its time to show people my darker side and not so bland side.

so what do I do, I leave my computer room, and then I move my computer to another much darker, smaller room or something. Which, ironically enough! Turns out to be extremely bland. Even when I buy a web cam to flash people my ugly face. But I couldnt read the instructions.

Internet users, go, oh, he wasnt such a good writer after all, hes actually an illiterate bastard. Its a good thing I left that other room, cos I wouldnt have found out how stupid I actually am.

Meanwhile, all the people on the internet who never really gave a shit about me before, (IE all other regular users on this site,) tune in to see my web cam picture (once I hire a technician to help me set it up), but they realise five split seconds later that this Martin Zygote guy is so fucking ugly that continuing to send messages to him would cause irreversible pain. And thats it, my career as a full time Internet freak is over. As quickly and illogically as it began. I had it all, but I wanted so much more.

Like Icarus I had to sail right up to the sun. But I realised that I was too fat to move because I had spent all my life in front of the computer criticising people who were actually making something special of their lives.

What was I thinking, where did I think I would go? Well I thought I would actually leave the seat. I didnt realise that this was unlikely, seeing I had become stuck in the chair after all these years. It was a lesson to me though, be thankful for what you have, I didnt even deserve that little computer room in the first place.

But the story isnt over yet, here comes the beautifully poetic ending. Because, wheres Martin Zygote now, after moving rooms and finding out Im illiterate and ugly after all those fucking messages?

Thats right, Im back on here, posting fucking messages. Hey Martin, why arent I out in the real world? Huh? I thought I was going places after I left that computer room. Why am I back typing these fucking messages?

Aw well, look on the bright side, maybe in five years, if Im still surviving typing unjustified (what does that mean?) messages about people I dont know, maybe Ill take off again, be inspired to move to my fucking bedroom or whatever the fuck that room is, shit I have no fucking life cos I just sit on my arse all day. Then maybe my keyboard will be cleaner as I can sleep on my bed, at the moment I drop where I sit and drool on the keyboard while I sleep.

Imagine how much Im suffering right now, knowing that my life has been flushed down the fucking toilet where it belongs, forever and it brings a peaceful smile to everyone else. So whenever youre down, Internet freaks, and lets face it why the fuck would you post messages like this about people in the first place, (ah some people have a life)–.console yourselves with this helpful thought–at least Im not Martin Zygote (whose vocabulary is so poor I have to use the word fuck three times in every sentence)!