Yaa fucking hooo
Well my semester of University study is finished.
It is perhaps truer to say that the alloted time period during which the University intended for me to do some work, has finished. It's difficult to claim that all my University commitments are finished for the year, when I never really began to fulfill them in the first place. Oh i'm enrolled all right. Acruing a few thousand dollars in HECS debt each year. I sit at the back of the Lecture Theatre, wearing my black leather jacket and devil may care, rebel without a cause attitude. Needless to say, everybody sees through the disguise, and knows me as the retarded Arts Student that I am. I just don't do any work.
Unless you count downloading porn to be doing work. Which you probably do not. Sadly then, you probably do not understand my one true talent, which is to do just that: download gigs and gigs of the hardcore goodstuff onto the University servers. Consequently you probably don't appreciate the many hours of work that I invest into this field. My unit coordinators sure don't. "Wangst please stop doing that in class, nobody is in the least bit fooled by the explanation you offered last week regarding your damaged nervous system which causes your right hand to shake uncontrollably on your claustraphobic and chronically itchy penis" I offer my earnest protest... "But sir! This inter-racial scene counts as multimedia surely! Look there is even an interactivity component...." Typically I get sent to the Deans office before I even have a chance to unzip my fly and demonstrate what sort of interactivity I am talking about.No actually i'm only joking.
We don't actually have a Dean at our University at all. Just a whole campus of lefty pinko lezo commie academics posing as educators and being paid to do so.
I suspect that they fail me each year because they know that i am a member of the Young Liberals. Hurrah for King Johnny! BOOO HISSS to the communists that run Murdoch University. I will be Prime Ministar one day... then you'll be sorry that you failed me for going to sleep in class and downloading porn.
Comment posted by: BMK at December 9, 2003 02:12 PMCan we assume by this that you will once again not be graduating this year, Wangst?
this shit is so fucked up u are all fucked in the head and should try and get a job or do something that is worth while in life you dimented fag'z
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Comment posted by: at May 31, 2004 11:45 AMAre you serious?
Lucky for me I'm not you. You see you have learnt the hard way in life. First off all you don't get power from joining a political group where it be on the left or the right, communist, liberal or whatever. The sad fact is I'm from the top 10% socio-economic group so I'm rich so I can just buy my way into just about anything; as I have done in the past, and will do so in the future. You see it doesn't really matter what, or who is in power, money is power. I'm not supprised most students haven't figured that out. And why shouldn't I have this attitude, after all I paid more in income taxes than what most people in Australia earn.
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