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i suppose next in the firing line is that chick that claims to have screwed that queer english soccer dude? *crosses fingers*

and uve been ignoring that arsehole alan bond ... whens he gonna find himself under the heavy, mocking scrutiny of the internet medium?

Comment posted by: guy who hates soccer at April 13, 2004 12:49 AM

STOP TELLING US WHO TO HATE!!

Thats what we watch Today Tonight for.

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NEXT ON PERTH ROCK CITY! THE NEIGHBORS FROM HELL WHO TEACH PEOPLE HOW TO GET RICH QUICK AND LOOSE WEIGHT AND LIVE OFF THE DOLE WHILE BEING UNEMPLOYED BUMS AND THEN RIP OFF THEIR DEAR OLD GRANDMA BY BUILDING HER A DODGEY POOL!!! SHOCKING EXPOSE THAT UNCOVERS THE TRUTH!!!

Comment posted by: Wangst McPants at April 13, 2004 08:29 PM

I would also like to announce that i too have been having an affair with David Beckham.

I would like to make it clear that i am in no way jumping on some band wagon and that Perth Rock City are NOT paying hand over fist for my exclusive story- So, if anybody from that trash rag the West Australian is reading this, please email me and we'll sort something out. I have exclusive pics, mostly of my breasts.

I hassled my dad outside his Thornlie home for these comments : 'I am so shocked. YOUR'RE getting laid? Why are you such a wound up bitch? Can't you hit him up for some cash? Im sick of you doing your grocery shoppping in my pantry. Now get off my driveway and put that $20 back in your mothers purse.'

Shock and devistation is currently tearing my family apart. Despite my career in pornography, strip clubs, prostitution, as homeless drug whore and eventually the low lows of copy editor for the West Australian, my parents think i am a virgin.

Now Victoria Beckham is going to track me down and stare at me real hard.

Christmas is going to be awkward this year.

Comment posted by: Calire at April 14, 2004 09:38 AM

Hands up anyone who HASNT had sex with David Beckham.....


....didnt think so.

Comment posted by: KatieD at April 14, 2004 03:43 PM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

This whole website got 7 times funnier now that we have a token wench working for us.

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