hey, wangst, mate, i think youve gone a bit far here. dont call luke steele a fag that is not nice. he is very cool. and dont talk about my dream rock chick katie in disparaging terms either. you fucking tall poppy syndrome suffering jerk you. you and martin zygote are both just jealous jerks who are envious of people who are cooler than you are. katie is a total babe and she is welcome in WA anytime she wants, esp. in my house, no matter what she happens to think about open cut mining. oh wait that was toni collette wasnt it. anyway, shut up wangst, youre a jerk.

*Wangst thinks for a bit*

I'll work harder on finding the funny in the next post so i dont have to include so much of the "look at me im such a jerk cause im being mean to the Steele family" stuff.

good man. but other than the fact the post was very very very offensive to me as a steele family friend, i have to say it was very funny and clever, and i completely understood it on every single level, including those weirdly poetic words you put in the speech bubbles. did you write those yourself wangsty?

Fill me with apples, for now I will cough.
Cough.

Mostly i wrote the weirdly poetic words myself.

Some of the words i may or may not have playjarized stolen from someone else.

Dear Talentless Perthrockcity Hacks,

I would take your little jibes at Perthonalities a little more seriously if you were actually fucking talented yourselves. Saying the word "fag" over and over doesn't constitute humour, you lame fuckers.

Yours Sincerely,

Mr Anonymous.

Dear Anonymous,

I am getting some mixed messages here. On one hand i get the feeling that you want to have a fight with me. On the other hand you are not revealing your name and location making that impossible.

Please clarify.

Truly,
Wangst McPants

P.S. Meet you outiside Maccas at 12 noon tommorow. Bring your friends. Fag.

oh, youre for it now, anonymous. youre a fucking dead man. wangst is going to tear your big gay head right off.

Don't listen tot hat shit, you guys are funny cunts. There should be a goverment arts grant to maintain this website.

Well we kinda already get a government grant to do this site.

There isn't a single writer here at the Perth Rock City offices that isnt getting centerlink payments of one sort or another, whether it be the dole, a penision or youth allowance.

So in a sense we are already getting a government grant to do this site (since we dont do fuck all else to earn our money).

YOU HEAR THAT JOHNNY!!?? YOUR PAYING ME TO WRITE ABOUT HOW I HATE YOU AND OTHER CUNTS JUST LIKE YOU!!! THANKS FOR YOUR PATRONAGE LITTLE GUY!!!!!