Well i think its time i let you guys know i am a little bored so i am gonna dedicate some of my time to flushing you poor deluded self gratiating little fuckers down the toilet of life. Satire can be the lowest form of wit especially when you have no right to bag people cause you are just lost little motherfuckers who cant get a real job.I dont intend getting all of you one will be made an example of considering you made it so easy for me to find you. Give my love to Allen and Glenda for me Ryan and try to explain why you have brought this baptism of fire upon your family after all we know fire is the cleanser, the equaliser and we couldnt have a BBQ without it Muhuhahaha

Be seein ya

That was great.

People should post random meaningless shit in the comments more often.

just like you do wangster haha your a funny fucker too the banter might be meaningless but the actions will speak much louder than words.

is this where i have to go

63 Unnaro St Hillman 6168 you can give me your address to if you like
be seein ya's soon

the ballbreaker :)

What is at Unnaro St?

Unless its a loony bin at 63 Unnaro St Hillman i think you are wasting your time.

Thanks for playing anyway.

yes a looney bin it surely is its the home of your little gay mate Zygote is it not wangy poo.
muhuhuhaa

Martin is of no fixed address. Mostly he just hangs around soup kitchens and public restrooms.

Can i please know what all this is about?

so, let me get this straight. you're threatening us with violence? because we made some stupid jokes on the internet? well, sure, bring it on motherfucker. and after i tear you limb from fucking limb, i will take a digital photo of your limbless corpse lying, pissing blood out of its sockets, upon my lawn at my 63 Unnaro St Hillman property, which you so brilliantly located, and i will post it on this site. and then im sure your little internet friends who get so riled up about these little things can log on and complain about it, or even masturbate over the images of your little face in your final moments as you choke to death on your own bloody puke, gurgling loudly and ruing the day you ever crossed paths with martin zygote.

Martin are you the janitor at the UNI?

looking back at your comments i notice you say satire is the lowest form of the wit. why dont you email swift, voltaire, kafka, brecht, gb shaw, gilbert and sullivan, evelyn waugh, george s. kaufman, joseph heller, peter cook and bill hicks and let them know as well, dipshit. im sure theyd be alot more interested than we are.
and anyway this site was never su;pposed to be satirical you fucking twerp, i think the aims of it were:
a) to just be stupid childish shit sometimes about perth, and
b) to infuriate fucking retards like youself.

so every time a fucking retard (like yourself) keeps posting inane little comments (about how infuriated you are) here, mission accomplished.
thanks for making it all worthwhile, dipshit. and happy new year.

Do you not know the difference between a comment and a question?

RAT

Slang.
A despicable person, especially one who betrays or informs upon associates.

Unlike you two dickheads i did my homework on who you where, and knowing certain things about people can sometimes help ya out. for example i wouldnt have said i was gonna beat me up you loser cause now i am gonna come round your silly little house and just show you who you have fucked with, fucken pair of clowns so be it.

I notice that in your last post Martin you made a factual mistake.

In that post you used the words "i think".

Clearly you have mistaken or overly stated your abilities and capabilities.

It is obvious from your posts that you use flight or fight reactionary systems like those used by insects.

The beauty of all of this is the level of your fight. It is more the colour and smell deterant rather than the direct method being offered by yourself.

Food for thought. (Hey aren't insects eaten in some countries?)

Yeah thanks for the biology lesson professor egghead, but if its all the same with you we would rather you said nothing and kept your boring anecdotes and ethno-cultural observations to yourself.

We are trying to conduct a moronic internet fight with this ball breaking character.

dont make me set the coffin cheaters on ya pally

Martin why is it you keep using the term 'we' yet you are the only poster?

Do you actually know bikies?

Where does someone of your character meet bikies?

Me, Habib and Suresh resent your suggestion that we are not real human beings. The imputation you seem to make, that we are part of some sort of game being played by that master puppeteer Martin Zygote, is both untrue and offensive.

Please retract it immediately.

Where is the suggestion?

Are you still unable to understand question and comment?

Are you of sound mental health?

"Martin why is it you keep using the term 'we' yet you are the only poster?"

That there suggests that Martin Zygote is the only 'actual' writer on this site and that all others are merely 'characters' being played by Martin, for if Martin is the only poster then who is Habib, Suresh and indeed... myself?

I do so wish i could conduct these moronic internet fights with people that A: can keep up with the conversation and B: make an ounce of sense.

Nice try. It suggests there is a question asking Martin.

It does not create a conclusion for it is only a question.

The answer would give evidence for a conclusion to a suggestion but not just merely the question.

Next player.

Further to answer your question about Habib and Suresh.

In terms of this porting thread they are nothing.

They have not posted anything thing in this thread and thus far remain as a non-entity.

When you next post try to use some help from mummy or daddy to help you understand about first person and third person entities in conversation. And the weight that those people have in terms of such conversation.

Name dropping. Bloody lame child!

What's the bet this Breakinzeeballs character has a big poster of the 'The Architect' from the Matrix movies on his wall at home, conveniently located next to some highly lubricating hand cream.

Big words.
The last bastion of the kid who got picked last for sport.

For a bunch of kids making statements about non-existant threats, I dare say we have found the entire tribe of children who dont get picked in team sports :)

Unless something that makes sense gets written here this will be my last comment on this post.

Was that last post written in English?

Is Martin really up to the physical challenge he has offered?

Are you just all cowardly little boys escaping reality by hiding behind a screen?

shut your goddamned mouths you fucking geeks. all of you. dont make me spray you with the hose.

Im not sure escaping reality is my goal, cause when it all boils down, just what exactly do we mean by reality anyway?

However if hanging out in the Perth Rock City comments were my escape from sanity, common sense, intelligent argument, lucid articulation of the english language and men with more sex appeal than Marlon Brando (the contemporary Brando not the Street Car Named Desire Brando) then i would consider my escape strategy to be working very very very well.

Martin. First it was a bashing now it is just the garden hose down, will you ever do any of this?

Wankster. Reality would be doing something you said would do. i.e. sticking to your word.

It is obvious in both your cases you are hot wind and nothing more. Martins idle threats are nothing more than just idle threats from a geeky little wannabe uni boy. Wankster's lack of reality shows a very feeble mind that is unable to resist constant posting when you suggest and further state you will not be posting any more.

Either way I can see why all the questions were too hard. Further I can see why you are not doing anything about this breakenzee person cos it is now obvious you cant!

Next time you fellas really want to bring it on, just hand over your phone numbers and things can just organise to forefill your fantasy. Else shut the fuck up ya little geeks.

I changed my mind.

I've now decided that i am determined to be the last person to write a comment on this post.

I continue to be amazed by how little you really know about us, given the mass of publically available information on the internet.

Anyway.... i'm now closing down these comments. If you want to continue this very special debate (and i use the term special in the same way you might use it in "special schoool", "special child" or "special olympics") then i suggest you do it in the comments of some other post.

29 comments is quite enough for any post.