Comments: the Suburb of Fremantle can fuck right off.

'Life Goes On'. So many issues in such a small family. And who calls their retarded child Corky? As if he's not going to get picked on enough.

Posted by Calire Amazoslafontz at August 28, 2004 12:05 PM

Good point regarding Corky.

My third favourite team is whomever is playing the Eagles.

"Santa Claus is real" - Corky.

Posted by Torre at August 29, 2004 03:32 PM

Mr McPants

Your second map has "PERTH" in large capitals, the suburbs in small capitals, but "Fremantle" in a special typeset of large, uncapitalised.

Note that the first map has "PERTH" in large capitals and "Bunbury" in the same special typeset of large, uncapitalised.

The only reasonable inference one can draw from this is that "Bunbury" and "Fremantle" are similiar, and both in some other category than the suburbs of Perth.

Please explain how that fits with your thesis.

Regards
Mr A. Nil

P.S. One possibility is that the author of the map has tried to implicitly characterise the people of Fremantle as child sex offenders.

Posted by Mr A. Nil at August 30, 2004 03:02 PM

Im guessing the link is that theyre both full of worthless hippies and bogans ... and if you look at the second map, you'll notice Northam is likewise printed in lower-case, signifying that it, too, is a bogan-ville not worthy of capital letters.

Nothing says "we're a shit-hole!" like lowercase letters!!

Posted by at August 30, 2004 08:11 PM

the only football in WA is WAFL ... the eagrles and dockers are just an excuse to give WAFL players a bit more experience

thats why theyre so average

WAFL is good, dockers/eagles are the illegitimate bastards of WAFL


that being said, i still think WA is the greatest, its just that our sport teams are shit (afl ive discussed; the RETRAVISION warriors [not western anymore]; those fags that play roundball and dress in purple/orange/white/brown/red/blue/green and evry other bloody colour; and of course whateva our netball team is called)

Posted by i swear im from Nedlands... at August 30, 2004 08:21 PM

p.s. isnt Albany the next-largest township of WA? i dunno, maybe kalgoorlie is, what with its big hole and all

Posted by at August 30, 2004 08:23 PM

According to my Mum, Bunbury is the next biggest city behind Perth.

I guess i could look that up, but, eh. My mum is usually right with trivial shit like that. The other day she was telling me how much she likes china plates and tea pots. Good for her.

Posted by Calire at August 30, 2004 09:15 PM

I went to the discussed Suburb the other day
Bloody cold and $22 for fish and chips
what the fuck?
its not as though they had to transport it far
get it out of the water and stick it in some oil, easy.
fuckers.

Posted by Belter at August 31, 2004 05:07 PM

hmm...yes , oh so very true , especially about that non existent part where i call my self captain dry sandwich and run around with underwear on my head , screaming that my best friend is johnny nutcracker , a rabid racoon that lives in a matchbox , and that we occasionally hook up for easy sex when we have nothing better to do .

Posted by Nutty McSquirrel at August 31, 2004 10:55 PM

What is it about sub-standard satire that draws in the loony and unhinged like moths to a candle?

Belter makes a good point. Fish and Chips in Kalgoorlie should be expensive. In Fremantle it should be practically free.

Funbury (The Geraldton of the South) is the second biggest population centre in the state. But who cares? Perth is the only city in this state.

Funbury and Fremantle are both written in the same font because they are both shitholes.

I would think that anyone from Nedlands wouldnt be advertising that fact.

Also thankyou to everyone who understood my reference to "Life Goes On". I have a CD of yours at home Torre. Can i get you to sign it some day?

Posted by Wangst McPants at September 1, 2004 08:13 AM

if fremantle is REALLY a city, and not just a suburb of Perth, then why does the PERTH metro-railway system go there? huh? HUH?
i dont see midland, joondalup or armadale trying to cut themselves away from Mother Perth... mind you, i dont think anyone would notice if they did

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Posted by keno at October 9, 2004 03:50 AM

I would like to protest whole-heartedly against the misrepresentation that Bartons HILL is anyway near to becoming WA's second capital. Those redneck fuckers aren't even close, and sit around looking at the high class '2nd Capital' status of Bartons MILL (as depicted on the map 2 Wangst you 4-eyed speccy bastard) and weep like teased vaginas.

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P.S. - Come to our fuckin' sweet-as hoedown B&S Ball in Jan. No longer with gang-raping.

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so fuck off

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