Prince Harry has never asked to be idolised. He was simply at a PRIVATE Fancy Dress party. If he had gone dress as a Viking would he be accused of supporting rape an pillage? Get a life and leave him alone!

A theme for these parties in England is 'Vicars and Tarts' where the men dress as clergymen and the women as prostitutes. It's a laugh - not meant to be taken seriously and is indicative of the sense of humour for which we Brits are famous. No doubt your christian fundamentalists would taker offence to this too.

yeah, but your missing the point my little british friend; which of the princes should be gassed firt?
most people would say harry, but personally i have to say william. he is such a little swot and i find it quite annoying everytime i read Womans Day to be reminded that harry is working away hard at uni and will soon be in the army, and hes such a lovely good looking clever guy blah blah blah. really id rather read an article about how harrys been caught sodomising a dead prostitute while hooked up to a morphine drip, and swearing loudly in german.
everytime i have to look at prince williams fucking shiny healthy little earnest face in some photo where hes sitting at a desk swotting for his latin exams, it reminds me that ive been struggling for the last seven years to complete a very basic media course at ECU. and i'm not in line to be king. and it fucking irks me.
whereas harry seems like the kind of guy who wouldnt make you feel ashamed for not being a royal. hes a black sheep like you and me. he understands what its like to be beaten like a red headed stepchild because he is one. hes a freak who just wants to get away from his fucked up family and his boring wimpy father, and get coked up and fuck the hell out of tara-palmer tompkinson in the pool room. just like you and me.
i think harry should come to aus, and become like the governer general. aussies can relate to harry. he could make us care about the fucking royal family again. noone here gives a shit about the fucking royals, because unlike that Tony guy who left a comment above, we know the royal family is a load of shit and no longer relevant in the 21st century. hell, they werent even relevant in the 20th century. tony has been brainwashed by generations of british horseshit. he probably thinks David Baddiel is funny as well. But Harry means something to me as a dissaffected North Perth resident. I buy stuff at 3am from Fresh Provisions in Mt. Lawley. I know I shouldnt because I cant afford it now ive been fired from my shitty job at a warehouse. But i have to because I'm stoned as fuck. And Harry understands my pain.
Which of us hasnt reached a boiling climax of drunken self hatred and frustration and decided, upon becoming extremely drunk, to march through a Jewish graveyard in the small hours wearing somesort of sterotypical nazi regalia hired specially for the purpose from Memory Lane costume hire. I know I have. its the aussie way. if you dont understand a joke, if you dont have a sense of humour, then fuck off tony you fucking monarchist fascist fucker.

Just for the record I can't stand David Baddiel. I love this website though.

bullshit. i bet you LOVE david baddiel. i bet you wait till noones around, close the curtains and lock the doors, put on a big FATSUIT and a paint a fake ANNOYING BEARD ON, put on some annoying fucking specs, and sit on your couch making lame jokes which are so close to being ALMOST FUNNY, and bitching about how Frank Skinner finally worked out what a talentless twat you are and left to get his own show. all while you are wanking and softly moaning, "oh David, your nose reminds me of a nice warm soft wombat. nuzzle me with your warm wet wombat-like nose David!!!!"
thats alright though, no need to feel bad, were all weirdos deep down. (of course noones as fucking weird as you, you David Baddiel fancying freak.)

I do hope that simmachine will hang around and comment on TheOther95 all the time. He can be our local comments monster. People will come from miles around to be insulted by the Simmachine in a semi-cathartic semi-misanthropic discourse of 2 intellectual giants. It will be a real drawcard. How bout it Sim?

PS. I am being serious.

i suppose so. as long as i dont have to slag off perth celebrities.