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Posted by monkey at March 12, 2005 06:43 PMwha? i have cancer??? no way. this cant be.
what? perthrockcity is over and my friend wangst has gone crazy and started writing the weirdest scripts since ken russell? my fav. blogger has become a demented playwright loon? this cant be!! no!!! im too young to die. well obviosuly im not, i meant to say im 2 well educated middle class and male to die.
After reading that, it seems nothing I've ever written can ever be funny again, and that when I married that Taiwanese prostitute instead of you, I made the wrong choice. I was wrong, and I can see that now. But I make no apologies.
Posted by Tim at March 22, 2005 07:02 PMThis script is so long it almost puts my penis to shame.
Posted by WRAiTH at March 29, 2005 05:15 PMYeah not bad.
Shapelle Corby's eyebrows are spectacular.
Posted by Amazoslafontz at March 30, 2005 01:20 PMWow, so many Simpsons similarities you'll probably get your ass sued! Oh, apart from the "foreign-languages-that-are-just-obvious-words-from-that-country-that-english-speaking-people-know" gag, which is a Team America/Southpark/Beavis & Butthead rip. Sorry to be so harsh. I did like the part where Eddie Macguire blows some guy away (although it should be "Special Execution Edition," not "Execution Special Edition" - nitpicking i know...)
If it was a tiny 'toon it wouldn't matter that it's almost completely unoriginal and not really that funny, but if you actually spend some of your precious life-time animating this monstrous script, it'll be shame. Your creative talent could be put to better use elsewhere.
And for fucks sake, learn the difference between "then" and "than", you're still doing it, it's all over the site, and it still annoys the fuck out of me!
Apart from all that, keep up the good work cobber ;)
Hah! You could have been so harsh on ANY other post on this site and i would have said "fair enough- Guy says it sucks so I wont do that again".
But this script is different.
It is for a university assignment and I have no choice but to keep going with it and make it into a 10 minute cartoon complete with toon shading, lip synching and detailed walk-cycles if I want to not fail the unit.
You are shouting out "ICEBERG(unfunnyness)!!!!" mere minute before the Titanic(the script) hits one and sinks. Better to say nothing at all and avoid alarming thousands of people(me) that are soon to die(get embarrassed) anyway in the cold cold waters of the Atlantic. The Atlantic Ocean represents the certainty that I can't jump from this script untill it sinks.
PS. Does your dislike for the script have anthing to do with your fanatical disdain for drugs? I cant help but think that your dislike for the script could be turned around if i removed the line that reads...
"The man appears to be a Customs Officer. He is holding a bag of green plant matter labeled Property of Wangst McPants"
Or indeed that whole section that refers to smuggling drugs into Bali?
PPS. Your right. My spelling and grammar both suck.
Posted by Wangst McPants at April 8, 2005 03:55 PMHahaha... Love the titanic analogy. I wish i could throw you a life saver or something. I'm sure it will be a vehicle that will allow you to pass the unit, even if it isn't something you'll want widely distributed with your name on ;)
re your PS: Since when did i become a "fanatic"? It's not like i even go to gigs with big black X's on my hands, or dob fuckers into the cops, or, for that matter, object to any literature or media that happens to contain drug references in it, lol! I laugh at Jay & Silent Bob just as much as the next man. I understand the little airport flashback was a comedic crack at the Corby crap. It's not necessarily advocating anything in any type of formal setting. I have no problem with your script for any such related reason. Just my aforementioned reasons, which, out of uncommon tactfulness and respect for the soon-to-be-drowning-like-a-rat, i will not go into again ;)
But yeah, i don't like being branded as a one-dimensional loon on a mission to rid the earth of all illicit substances, especially since we haven't even conversed for like, a long, long time. These days i spend my time surrounded by users of every level - that's the music industry for you. I have my opinions, they have theirs. It doesn't really get in the way of relationships or working together.
I also believe all drugs should be legalised and education is the only way stop them from being used. It's like children and candy - the way to stop them is definitely not by saying "No! You can't have this!" that just makes them want it more. But if you show them a picture of someone with blackened and rotting teeth, they may think differently. Or not. Such is the current method of natural selection. Legalising would stop a lot of the crime surrounding drugs and allow governments to tax the shit out of their use (ala ciggies and alchohol, which are in some cases worse than the others) and would also take some of that "illicit thrill" and "mystery" away from their use. Read Ben Elton's "High Society" for more. Now where was i? Oh yeah - in my chemically unbiased opinion, your script still sucks balls :P
Posted by WiseGuy at April 8, 2005 06:14 PMI see. Your point of view is certainly more moderate then I remember it.
In which case i'll do my best to make the finished cartoon less derivative from this point on.
Posted by Wangst McPants at April 9, 2005 12:23 AMThat's the thing these days, in a media saturated society originality is FUCKING DIFFICULT. There's a fine line between showing your influences and appearing to be a rip-off merchant (as Jet may be finding out atm). I do it all the time, come up with a riff or a song and then realise later it sounds just like something else in my collection. You've got to try and discard what you already have in your head and look at things from a fresh perspective - which is easier said than done, when we're all pretty much the sum of our experience. But keep at it, i have no doubt you'll get there. Maybe bring back Rancid Doner Kebab - he was fucking GOLD! :D
Posted by WiseGuy at April 9, 2005 02:53 PMWangster
This is the only way you will ever get crap like that published and viewed by members of the public.
This critic says " It stinks".
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