Captains Blog: Stardate January 15, 2005
C'mon Aussie C'mon
Well cricket season is in full swing. And isnt it wonderful fun? We've had the Australians gloriously trampling down all would be opponents. Potatohead (i'm directly quoting Bill Lawry on that), Inzamam Al Huck has had some time off as captain and resumed a few games later, refreshed and ready to be as bad a captain as ever before. Sachin Tendulkar flew into the country, played a game as 12th man and flew home. We have seen the sun rise on a whole new form of cricket, known as 20-20 cricket. Last but not least we have seen the Australians,

in a feat of speedy administration, make the magnanimous offer of beating Asia in a game of cricket. Sort of consolation for the fact that you lost your homes in a big wave.
"Hey Muralitharan! Sorry to hear about your house being destroyed and your family being killed by a big wave. Want to come over here to Australia so we can run you out for a duck im a One Day International that honours the wave that destroyed your country?"
- Those sensitive men over at the Australian Cricket Board
Does anyone else think that 20-20 cricket sounds like the most heinous game ever invented? I mean this must surely be the worst idea in the history of cricket. Surely the next step from here is to have even shorter innings. And then more innings. Such that eventually we have 9 innings at 2 overs an innings. And we stop bowling the ball and just start pitching it. I mean how dumb does cricket have to get before we are satisfied that ordinary Australians will be able to enjoy it?
Umm... Dude the charity cricket match was a great idea. Yes we did demolish them but it was still a good game and raised a lot of money, which was the whole point. This kind of cynicism really irks me.
Dude,
I don't recall saying that the charity match was a bad idea. I dont even recall having said that it was an unenjoyable game to watch (i was facinated to watch the worlds best cricketers in one game) nor do i recall saying that it didnt raise enough money.
So what was your point exactly?
I'm not being cynical. I am just pointing out that it is ironic that we choose a human disaster like this as the staging point for celebrity cricket matches, concerts, benefit gigs, TV specials, and other events that would normally be associated with celebration.
And lets be honest with ourselves. As a nation, we ARE celebrating! You cant tell me, as someone in a nation that was unaffected by the Tsunami, that you are not currently full of gratitude for that fact. So consequently we feel like celebrating. And why shouldnt we? That is only natural. After all, when you stop being grateful for life, you might aswell be dead anyway.
All i am saying is that we should stop pretending that our main interest in the Tsunami is in helping the people of Thailand, Srilanka or Indonesia.
Our main interest in the Tsunami is celbrating the fact that it didnt happen to us.
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