Posted by Martin Zygote at August 27, 2003 05:23 PM
yes, that was a very exciting installment of wormo, and well done to all involved, top marks, but...well, im sorry to nitpicking like this, but once again i feel i must highlight certain inaccuracies contained within your otherwise excellent wormo comic. leaving aside the striking non-versimilitude of your depiction of Bryan Ferry (who usually prefers a fringe to parting his hair in the middle,) lets proceed to two major flaws i noticed.
1- if wormo had in fact seen the movie "bulwer" as he says he has, he would doubtless be aware of the potential for such a plan (hiring a hitman to kill you) to backfire when you suddenly find something worth living for (eg, falling in love, as depicted in your comic)
2- if wormo is unable to operate either a car or a firearm and unable to pleasure himself onanistically, due to a tragic shortage of arms, how is he able to open the door several times in the comic? if he doesnt open the door, if he merely walks towards it whenever someone else knocks, and tells them to come in, so they have to open the door themselves, then why does he bother walking to the door at all? couldnt he, conceivably, just yell out from wherever he happens to be standing when he hears the knock for his guest to let themselves in?
once again, sorry to be such a pest, but i think in future you might work a bit harder at ironing out these small discrepancies.
Thankyou, fond regards, A Professional Doctor
Comment posted by: A professional highly paid doctor at August 27, 2003 05:45 PM
Isn't that film called 'Bulworth' not 'Bulwer'?
Nothing worse than a poorly researched and unrealistic comic.
Comment posted by: Modesty Blaise at August 29, 2003 09:13 AM
you are quite right, it was bulworth not bulwer. the fucking piece of shit artist who used to draw wormo has been fired from this unpaid hobby. you have won a wormo t shirt, email us so we can send you your prize.
Comment posted by: martin zygote at August 29, 2003 11:59 AM
Oh man! That is such a touching story! *cri* *cri*
I mean who isn't able to relate to the story of a worm that wants to kill himself because he lives next door to Bryan Ferry who plays shit music all the time but he cant because he has no arms and none of his hitmen have any arms but then the hitman hits his new worm girlfriend.
Respect Wormo, respect. Thats some deep shit.
PS. I like the cool new way that wormo is being drawn. A few thousand more polygons being used in the rendering. It reminds me a bit of when The Simpsons animators started drawing Bart differently.
Comment posted by: Wangst McPants at August 30, 2003 02:11 AM
i think the enigmatic wangst mcpants is slightly misled in his comments above. i think its meant to be WORMO who gets shot, and thats why i made the comments above, you see. The jokes in my comments above dont really work if you think its the chick getting shot you see wangst.
also i dont think the cartoonist who created this fine work would want to depict a woman having her head blown off, esp. not one as pretty as the fine looking lady in the bathroom window.
no, it is clearly wormo walking out of the bathroom whi is decapitated, not his lady walking in from the front door. we can tell this because the bathroom door is always on the left side of the panel and the external door is always on the right side. you see wangst, do you? its not all that complicated now is it. i know you didnt study comic book art in media like me, but really, any fucking retard would be able to pickj this up.
a completely anonymous wormo fan
Comment posted by: wormofan at August 30, 2003 04:14 PM
oh.
I see.
Well i can still relate.
Respect Wormo, respect.
Comment posted by: Wangst McPants at August 30, 2003 08:29 PM
yes, that was a very exciting installment of wormo, and well done to all involved, top marks, but...well, im sorry to nitpicking like this, but once again i feel i must highlight certain inaccuracies contained within your otherwise excellent wormo comic. leaving aside the striking non-versimilitude of your depiction of Bryan Ferry (who usually prefers a fringe to parting his hair in the middle,) lets proceed to two major flaws i noticed.
1- if wormo had in fact seen the movie "bulwer" as he says he has, he would doubtless be aware of the potential for such a plan (hiring a hitman to kill you) to backfire when you suddenly find something worth living for (eg, falling in love, as depicted in your comic)
2- if wormo is unable to operate either a car or a firearm and unable to pleasure himself onanistically, due to a tragic shortage of arms, how is he able to open the door several times in the comic? if he doesnt open the door, if he merely walks towards it whenever someone else knocks, and tells them to come in, so they have to open the door themselves, then why does he bother walking to the door at all? couldnt he, conceivably, just yell out from wherever he happens to be standing when he hears the knock for his guest to let themselves in?
once again, sorry to be such a pest, but i think in future you might work a bit harder at ironing out these small discrepancies.
Thankyou, fond regards, A Professional Doctor
Comment posted by: A professional highly paid doctor at August 27, 2003 05:45 PMIsn't that film called 'Bulworth' not 'Bulwer'?
Nothing worse than a poorly researched and unrealistic comic.
Comment posted by: Modesty Blaise at August 29, 2003 09:13 AMyou are quite right, it was bulworth not bulwer. the fucking piece of shit artist who used to draw wormo has been fired from this unpaid hobby. you have won a wormo t shirt, email us so we can send you your prize.
Comment posted by: martin zygote at August 29, 2003 11:59 AMOh man! That is such a touching story! *cri* *cri*
I mean who isn't able to relate to the story of a worm that wants to kill himself because he lives next door to Bryan Ferry who plays shit music all the time but he cant because he has no arms and none of his hitmen have any arms but then the hitman hits his new worm girlfriend.
Respect Wormo, respect. Thats some deep shit.
PS. I like the cool new way that wormo is being drawn. A few thousand more polygons being used in the rendering. It reminds me a bit of when The Simpsons animators started drawing Bart differently.
Comment posted by: Wangst McPants at August 30, 2003 02:11 AMi think the enigmatic wangst mcpants is slightly misled in his comments above. i think its meant to be WORMO who gets shot, and thats why i made the comments above, you see. The jokes in my comments above dont really work if you think its the chick getting shot you see wangst.
Comment posted by: wormofan at August 30, 2003 04:14 PMalso i dont think the cartoonist who created this fine work would want to depict a woman having her head blown off, esp. not one as pretty as the fine looking lady in the bathroom window.
no, it is clearly wormo walking out of the bathroom whi is decapitated, not his lady walking in from the front door. we can tell this because the bathroom door is always on the left side of the panel and the external door is always on the right side. you see wangst, do you? its not all that complicated now is it. i know you didnt study comic book art in media like me, but really, any fucking retard would be able to pickj this up.
a completely anonymous wormo fan
oh.
I see.
Well i can still relate.
Respect Wormo, respect.
Comment posted by: Wangst McPants at August 30, 2003 08:29 PMPost a comment