A word from Anonymous
Hello, it is me, it is your new friend anonymous here. You might have seen me commenting on posts on this site before. I generally respond to this site with pithy little retorts and stinging wittisisms. Also I point out general incongruities in fact contained on this site, as I feel it is my place to do so, also it is part and parcel of the scout movement to which I am very loyal indeed. Scouting is my life, and I mean that in terms of emotionally as well as sexually.
Anyway, i was writing so much material for this site, much more than the guys who are supposed to write it. Probably because they are lazy, talentless dole bludging lame loser motherfuckers. And I have plenty of time on my hands as I work largely as a masturbator.
Anyway, working fulltime in the masturbation and scouting industries as I do, I had lots of time to write here, so the site creators decided to give me my own column, which I will update every five minutes. They have pretty much given up on writing for this site as they have real jobs, not to mention lives, to focus on, so they thought, that I, King Lord Anonymous and Controller of the Internet, (as you will come to know me) seems to write so much here, he's obviously the only one that ever comes to this site, why dont we just give it to him. Which was very nice of them, even if they were lame fucking losers, completely unskilled in the art of comedy, and wholly unable to start fires with a single twig and a pair of strangely unsullied underwear.
So now I will write here all the time, and look forward to reading my own entries and commenting on how excellent and tasteful they will undoubtably be. So come back sometime and enjoy my wonderful opinions, you dont have to worry about there being anything too offensive here anymore.
Next week- Why Basil Zempilas is a really fantastic guy and an asset to the scouting community. Plus- Jeff Newman, he is so cool, and, Luke Steele, God Bless him, he is just super, I will be awarding him a song writing badge.
Until then, this is Anyonymous saying over and out, from your favourite scout.
Let me the first to congratulate you Anonymous, and by that I mean of course myself, as I am you, for the wonderful new direction this once lame and crap website is now taking. Perth people, whether they be into that "rock" music young people seem to get so worked up about, or whether they are, more sensibly, interested in the world of scouting, will no doubt be thrilled as well as "edutained" by your future writing. I know I personally expect to be excited and inspired by your bold new ventures into hard hitting journalism.
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