Yesterday some horses ran very fast
Yesterday in Melbourne, some horses ran very fast.
One horse, with a really stupid name, ran faster then all the rest. I'm not sure what its name was. I only know that it had a stupid name because all horses have stupid names. As if all horses were cursed with stupid dope smoking, patchouli wearing hippies for parents.
The whole nation stopped while this stupid horse ran down a stretch of grass in melbourne. But Wangst McPants didn't stop what he was doing. No Sireee! Wangst McPants was fast asleep at 1:30pm. The whole nation might have stopped working for that couple of minutes.... but not Wangst McPants. He kept right on with what he was doing. And its a damn good thing too. It's no wonder this country is totally unable to compete with the rest of the world in the international marketplace. A dozen hippy horses carry a dozen small men in gay uniforms down a big grass track in front of a few thousand annoying melbournian yuppies and the whole fucking country stops working. GET BACK TO WORK YOU CUNTS!
Here is a photo of the horse that came last. Poor thing. Its trying so hard. Maybe the little man on top needs to hit the horse harder with that sex prop.
In PerthRockCity news, I have a new keyboard. You can tell because I am now using the full range of 24 letters available on a keyboard. I gave my old keyboard to a 15 year old iraqi refugee. Fear not gentle punter: I did not give away my keyboard for free and the foreigner in question did not get away with something for nothing. Charity is for nuns. I am going to make him pay me back by reporting the news here on PerthRockCity. Should be good! Bye :D
luv, your pal,
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Bless you Wangst McPants you sweetie! You are truly showing us the way forward. Away with the Melbourne Cup I say, it is irrelevant in these modern times when it takes something much more exciting to hold my attention, like naked women killing feral boars and then posing with the bodies. If only more people suffered from narcolepsy like you do, the world would be a better and more interesting/arousing place.
Comment posted by: suresh at November 5, 2003 12:41 PMSome of us SHOULD have been sleeping at 1:30 but got up early to take their cars to people who are meant to make them stop squealing and spraying water out everywhere, only to have the lazy, sweaty fucksticks make them sit around in their greasy garages while they listened to people who talk quickly but not as quickly as the horses run try and describe these horses running on te radio, then try and make the car owner feel abnormal for not being down the pub and watching it like the rest of this messed up country.
Comment posted by: John at November 20, 2003 01:06 AMIf only I could fix my car myself, I wouldn't have to whinge on the internet!
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