hello. as you have probably noticed fuck-all has been occuring at this site for some time due to the various personal drug related problems of the three or four or possibly five evil geniuses who are usually in charge in creating the hilarious up-to-the-minute non-stop relentless wall-to-wall internet comedy gold-mine that is usually found at this site. maybe they are tired and burnt out, maybe they are busy sorting out their late enrollments and preparing for yet another futile attempt at graduating this year, maybe they are still partying, refusing to believe the holdiays are over, maybe theyre hiding in fear because of all the death threats theyve received on this site from highly intelligent sleuths working for shadowy underworld organizations who have actually managed to ascertain where they live, or maybe they were badly beaten up by a very tough but strangely named woman called "breakinzeeballs" and are recovering in hospital with badly broken noses. or maybe they have at last found true happiness and fulfillment and are no longer miserable enough to seek superficial solace in making crappy little cartoons about basil zempilas' alleged same sex shenanigans.

in any case we apologise for this temporary lull in proceedings, and assure you we will return to our usual programming as soon as something funny happens involving luke steele.

in the meantime this is an attempt to get even more people coming here from search engines than already do. we enjoy it when random unsuspecting schmucks come here and dont know what the fuck is going on, and then leave their little comments reflecting their confusion and bewilderment. "Whats going on here? my puny little brain can't take it!" See, we enjoy picking on those less gifted than ourselves, and sadly, this is the only way we can possibly do it. we enjoy ripping their fragile self esteems to shreds, its the only way we can feel better about our frankly completely unfair lives.

but frankly, as entertaining at it is, we are a bit tired of having noone to pick on but losers who still like nine inch nails and outraged weirdos who actually like lisa mccune (scary isnt it. see lisa mccune article to see the freaks im referring to here. and these people do really exist, scary isnt it.)

but as fun as it is to make fun of these less-fortunates, we want to attract a higher class of punter from now on. we need a better breed of internet addicted lowlives. we're tired of targetting the b-grade celebrity stalker market. theres only so much fun you can have with these people. after the first hundred conversations about how talented and great lisa mccune is and wouldnt it be great if we could clone her, they tend to become a little boring. ( i meant you people no offence, sorry! ;) )

so we've decided to go for your traditional disgusting grubby little porn seeking perverts. we can relate to them you see. so please excuse me while I fill the rest of this post with a bunch of keywords specifically designed to bring these wonderful people here. and then let the party begin. so as I say please ignore the rest of this post, chat amongst yourselves or something. Thanks, Martin.

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Posted by Martin Zygote at March 1, 2004 11:56 AM