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Posted by Martin Zygote at March 31, 2004 10:16 AM
ahahaha "stealing's bad m'kay" ... well done who ever made the "temple of trent"
specially since if u left-click and subsequently enlarge the image, u can copy/save it anyway
*claps for the handicaps at ToT*
PRC is many funny.
Comment posted by: some random at March 31, 2004 10:51 PM
i think this is what PRC will be about from now on, we lure a selected group of fucktards to the site, enrage and infuriate them and then laugh at their subsequent inane angry outbursts.
any suggestions for which groups of people these should be would be appreciated.
Comment posted by: martin zygote at April 1, 2004 10:46 AM
And another thing...i hate that smelly hippy Jon Butler (thank god he moved to the NSW central coast with all the other hippy scum where he belongs so i dont have to keep falling over his busking Fremantle arse). Dont get me wrong, i love paying to see forty minutes worth of slide guitar per song surrounded by masses of arts students who say 'his lyrics are so insightful and, like, real'. LIKE FUCK. Most of them dont even rhyme.
This song makes me the angriest. Can you guys do something to piss off jon butler fans? Im clearly not as rock or hilarious as you folk but something has to be done.
Enojy this song-
Artist Lyrics: John Butler Trio
Song Lyrics: Media
Album Lyrics: Three
What you watch, what you read
What you percieve is to be truth
It is all so subjective
So what you believe is up to you
But what are we to believe in
Between the lies and the truth? Youth
Media has vested interest
So what you believe is up to you.
But how are we to make sense of these turbulent times
When all they do is censor our minds
Only telling what they want us to know
Only half of the story told
So what is wrong? What is right?
No truth can there be seen
Well it's all there in your new religion
Just turn on your TV screen
Watch the sex and drugs and all that violence
Look what they are feeding you
Propaganda yes indeed its,
its all there to confuse
But how are we to make sense of these turbulent times
When all they do is brainwash our minds
Only telling what they want us to know
Only half of the story told
And if the truth can't be found
I'll find my own underground
And if the truth is never to be seen
I'll find my own in between
What you watch, what you read
What you percieve is to be truth
It is all so subjective
So what you believe is up to you
But what are we to believe in
Between the lies and the truth? Youth
Media has vested interest
So what you believe is up to you.
You know its up to you
Don't believe the lies, read between the lines,
Don't believe the lies, critically analyse
Comment posted by: Claire at April 3, 2004 10:28 AM
I mean, does this guy take us for morons?
'What you percieve is to be truth
It is all so subjective'
um, der. You stupid hippy. Thankgod i have Jon Bulter to tell me the media is subjective. ERHHEHEHE
Comment posted by: Claire at April 3, 2004 10:48 AM
Clearly its obvious music for the blatently stupid. Which is why it appeals to ppl who listen to 94.5 and uni students. The ppl who need to be told their own radical left wing stance on things. Sorry im so bitter but i just saw him on Video Hits. I guess that makes me a foolish consumer of the media.
Comment posted by: claire at April 3, 2004 10:54 AM
hands up who thinks claire should take over PRC now that the two main guys who write it have run oout of shit to say.
Yeah!! what a mintox idea. and you seem pretty rockand hilarious to me honey.
i never really noticed but now i think about it jon butler IS a waste of skin. i never really listened to any of his shitty songs whenever they happebned to come on the radio, i just remember a vague sensation of being annoyed. but now my vague subconcious suspicions are confirmed, he is indeed an annoying american berk who felt so guilty about being american he felt he had to come over to australia and become a bogan. as if we dont have enough problems with america running our country without them coming over here, getting on the dole that rightfully belongs to real bogans who were really born here, and then wriiting shithouse songs about treating your mama with respect. claire is right. fuck off, berk.
what a shame i wasted all my precious venom on trent fucking reznor whos not even around anymore.
and NIN fans are more likely to get violent than jon butlers pacifist pseudo-hippie twats. GOOD CALL CLAIRE. you should be in charge of picking targets from now on we suck.
we need a cool post gen-x angry chick whos good at shooting fish in a big barrel.
what do you say we give this chick her own post account wangsty and let her put stuff here.
cant be worse than the shit we do.
the only condition is claire you have to come up with brilliant material every five minutes, just as we always have.
Comment posted by: martin zygote at April 5, 2004 01:59 PM
I second that motion.
If claire would send me her email address that would be just mintox.
Presuming of course that she WANTS to be an international mega celebrity internet personality.
Comment posted by: Wangst McPants at April 5, 2004 05:22 PM
yeah, she should prepare for the life of superstardom and constant shagging that you and i have had to learn to accept.
Comment posted by: martin zygote at April 5, 2004 07:01 PM
I think thats the best idea you boys have had in ages.
Comment posted by: Claire at April 6, 2004 05:04 PM
Yes, but is she prepared for the long, maximum security prison terms and periodic phases of sleeping in gutters?
Comment posted by: BMK at April 6, 2004 05:27 PM
In all fairness to the "Internet Celebrity Lifestyle", Internet Celebrities only get sent to low security prisons (which are not really prisons at all) and they get to go home during the week.
Much like Rene Rivkin.
In fact i shared a bunk with Rene for quite some time. He would cry himself to sleep every night. Mostly because he knew night time was when i would claim my conjugal rights. Rene would cry out through his tears:
"BUT YOU AND I ARE NOT MARRIED! I HAVE A WIFE ALREADY! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF CONJUGAL RIGHTS!!"
And i would say:
"Now now Rene. Shhhh. Be a good boy and be quite. Conjugal rights means that people get to have sex because they are in jail. I'm in jail. Your in jail. That means we get to have sex. That is conjugal rights. Now turn around and bend over."
But Rene wouldnt shut up about it:
"NO NO CONJUGAL RIGHTS IS WHEN YOU ARE MARRIED AND YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO HAVE OUCH OH MARY MOTHER OF JESUS MY VIRGINITY! MY PRECIOUS ARSE VIRGINITY!!! IT HURTS IT HURTS!!"
Comment posted by: Wangst McPants at April 7, 2004 04:26 PM
You dont need to worry about me. I lived in Thornlie, which is quite close to Gosnells for majority of my life so i know all about sleeping in gutters. And im no stranger to having sex with prisoners either. For a Thornlie girl i'd be lucky to shack up with a convict- or someone who owns a commodore. Or, someone who can borrow their mother's commodore to take me to Metros Freo and for a bit of underaged copulation in Pioneer Park at 3am.
Comment posted by: Calire at April 7, 2004 04:55 PM
Credibility check.
Do you live in the Forest Lakes 'Oo-la-la, think we are Peppermint Grove-esque' side of Thornlie, or the 'What the fuck do you mean I can't have 8 burnt out VB Commodores on my front lawn!' side of Thornlie?
Sure the difference is negligible (length of crimal record of residents) but I think it's important to clear up.
BMK
P.S. - So that was you in Pioneer Park?
Comment posted by: BMK at April 8, 2004 09:21 AM
i live near pioneer park and i am underaged
stay away from me please
sex is wrong
Comment posted by: at April 8, 2004 06:51 PM
that last post was by suresh he hid his name in case calire hunts him down and shags hima t gunpoint
Comment posted by: at April 8, 2004 06:52 PM
No way man, im from the Thornlie ghetto...not the namby-pamby-netball-mum-Forrest Lakes end. I hale from the back streets of Martindale deli- but i wouldnt expect you to know where that is- not many people go there and even fewer leave- oh yeah, thats right...crime central.
Comment posted by: Calire at April 8, 2004 07:29 PM
Martindale Deli?
Are you referring to the splendid Maro's Cuisine Fish and Chips on Matindale Ave?
I hang there all the time with my main man, Marwan.
Many a time is there that I have sat out the front of his establishment with him and his wife watching the neighbourhood children tipping over 240L rubbish bins full of shitty nappies and ramming sticks in the rear spokes of other kids bikes so they go crashing face first into piles of broken Emu Export kingbrowns.
Ah, memories.
We should meet up one time and go smash up a phonebox or roll drunks coming out of the Thornlie Hotel for loose change.
Comment posted by: BMK at April 13, 2004 11:23 AM
I like the way you think BMK. Unfortunately, i have since broken the ties to my redneck past.
The last straw was when guests at a party on my street (possibly my party) stole a ply wood Joseph and Jesus off the Baptist Church christmas greeting billboard.
Plus, my expensive shoes (and by 'expensive' i mean that by comparison to the local's hession sacks tied with electrical cord, etc im fucking Carrie Bradshaw) would get scuffed during any telephone booth tipping.
I value my life enough not to mess with the scary freaks that frequent that part of the world but i would consider a bit of shopping trolly soccer at Thornlie Square on any given weekend. Bring a Datsun 120Y and we can round them up without the hassle of getting out of the car. Plus, if the police show up we can high tail it to Canningvale and torch Datsun.
Perhaps there is a bit of redneck still lurking within my southern suburbs core.
Peace, my little scrubber brother.
Comment posted by: Calire at April 15, 2004 09:15 PM
THAT is the funniest fucken thing I've seen for ages! Pure unbridled hilarity for all.. brings tears to mine eyes. I am now forwarding it to the two (that's right - two) NIN fans I know hehe.
This site is funny. I don't know who most of the people you're talking about are, but it still makes me piss myself. Love the budget hand-drawn quality of the cartoons.
And while we're pissing off fans, can I please just say:
JET ARE SHIT - do you hear - SHIT.
Cheers.
Comment posted by: lena at April 22, 2004 08:23 AM
Lena- i think i should introduce you to Martin Z. You have an awful lot in common.
Go safe.
Comment posted by: Calire at April 22, 2004 06:41 PM
i love the whole tof this siuteoooooooooooooo
Comment posted by: mugu at July 4, 2004 12:51 AM
I really want to see a picture of Terrence Razor looking fat.In all the pictures I've come across he doesn't really look overweight at all.Is this because he always wears black?Or have I just been looking at all the wrong pictures?
I suppose he isn't a major papparazzi target-but I would be very interested if anyone knows where I might be able to find an particularly unflattering fat-photo so I can get in on the joke.
Come on guys,it can't be that difficult!
Comment posted by: Suki at August 10, 2004 02:35 AM
did you ever think it was at all possible becauase he was in perth? I know I'd plat alot worse If I had to go all the way over there, the fans are here in Sydney and Melbourne.. well at least I saw those shows and they were brilliant, nothing like the record, but engaging and enthusiastic.
Comment posted by: at January 31, 2005 05:28 AM
Would he return in triumph or in discouragement? Which would get theupper hand, he or the secret? I was thus asking myself questions, andmechanically taking between my fingers the sheet of papermysteriously disfigured
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ahahaha "stealing's bad m'kay" ... well done who ever made the "temple of trent"
specially since if u left-click and subsequently enlarge the image, u can copy/save it anyway
*claps for the handicaps at ToT*
PRC is many funny.
Comment posted by: some random at March 31, 2004 10:51 PMi think this is what PRC will be about from now on, we lure a selected group of fucktards to the site, enrage and infuriate them and then laugh at their subsequent inane angry outbursts.
Comment posted by: martin zygote at April 1, 2004 10:46 AMany suggestions for which groups of people these should be would be appreciated.
And another thing...i hate that smelly hippy Jon Butler (thank god he moved to the NSW central coast with all the other hippy scum where he belongs so i dont have to keep falling over his busking Fremantle arse). Dont get me wrong, i love paying to see forty minutes worth of slide guitar per song surrounded by masses of arts students who say 'his lyrics are so insightful and, like, real'. LIKE FUCK. Most of them dont even rhyme.
This song makes me the angriest. Can you guys do something to piss off jon butler fans? Im clearly not as rock or hilarious as you folk but something has to be done.
Enojy this song-
Artist Lyrics: John Butler Trio
Song Lyrics: Media
Album Lyrics: Three
What you watch, what you read
What you percieve is to be truth
It is all so subjective
So what you believe is up to you
But what are we to believe in
Between the lies and the truth? Youth
Media has vested interest
So what you believe is up to you.
But how are we to make sense of these turbulent times
When all they do is censor our minds
Only telling what they want us to know
Only half of the story told
So what is wrong? What is right?
No truth can there be seen
Well it's all there in your new religion
Just turn on your TV screen
Watch the sex and drugs and all that violence
Look what they are feeding you
Propaganda yes indeed its,
its all there to confuse
But how are we to make sense of these turbulent times
When all they do is brainwash our minds
Only telling what they want us to know
Only half of the story told
And if the truth can't be found
I'll find my own underground
And if the truth is never to be seen
I'll find my own in between
What you watch, what you read
What you percieve is to be truth
It is all so subjective
So what you believe is up to you
But what are we to believe in
Comment posted by: Claire at April 3, 2004 10:28 AMBetween the lies and the truth? Youth
Media has vested interest
So what you believe is up to you.
You know its up to you
Don't believe the lies, read between the lines,
Don't believe the lies, critically analyse
I mean, does this guy take us for morons?
'What you percieve is to be truth
It is all so subjective'
um, der. You stupid hippy. Thankgod i have Jon Bulter to tell me the media is subjective. ERHHEHEHE
Comment posted by: Claire at April 3, 2004 10:48 AMClearly its obvious music for the blatently stupid. Which is why it appeals to ppl who listen to 94.5 and uni students. The ppl who need to be told their own radical left wing stance on things. Sorry im so bitter but i just saw him on Video Hits. I guess that makes me a foolish consumer of the media.
Comment posted by: claire at April 3, 2004 10:54 AMhands up who thinks claire should take over PRC now that the two main guys who write it have run oout of shit to say.
Comment posted by: martin zygote at April 5, 2004 01:59 PMYeah!! what a mintox idea. and you seem pretty rockand hilarious to me honey.
i never really noticed but now i think about it jon butler IS a waste of skin. i never really listened to any of his shitty songs whenever they happebned to come on the radio, i just remember a vague sensation of being annoyed. but now my vague subconcious suspicions are confirmed, he is indeed an annoying american berk who felt so guilty about being american he felt he had to come over to australia and become a bogan. as if we dont have enough problems with america running our country without them coming over here, getting on the dole that rightfully belongs to real bogans who were really born here, and then wriiting shithouse songs about treating your mama with respect. claire is right. fuck off, berk.
what a shame i wasted all my precious venom on trent fucking reznor whos not even around anymore.
and NIN fans are more likely to get violent than jon butlers pacifist pseudo-hippie twats. GOOD CALL CLAIRE. you should be in charge of picking targets from now on we suck.
we need a cool post gen-x angry chick whos good at shooting fish in a big barrel.
what do you say we give this chick her own post account wangsty and let her put stuff here.
cant be worse than the shit we do.
the only condition is claire you have to come up with brilliant material every five minutes, just as we always have.
I second that motion.
If claire would send me her email address that would be just mintox.
Presuming of course that she WANTS to be an international mega celebrity internet personality.
Comment posted by: Wangst McPants at April 5, 2004 05:22 PMyeah, she should prepare for the life of superstardom and constant shagging that you and i have had to learn to accept.
Comment posted by: martin zygote at April 5, 2004 07:01 PMI think thats the best idea you boys have had in ages.
Comment posted by: Claire at April 6, 2004 05:04 PMYes, but is she prepared for the long, maximum security prison terms and periodic phases of sleeping in gutters?
Comment posted by: BMK at April 6, 2004 05:27 PMIn all fairness to the "Internet Celebrity Lifestyle", Internet Celebrities only get sent to low security prisons (which are not really prisons at all) and they get to go home during the week.
Much like Rene Rivkin.
In fact i shared a bunk with Rene for quite some time. He would cry himself to sleep every night. Mostly because he knew night time was when i would claim my conjugal rights. Rene would cry out through his tears:
"BUT YOU AND I ARE NOT MARRIED! I HAVE A WIFE ALREADY! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF CONJUGAL RIGHTS!!"
And i would say:
"Now now Rene. Shhhh. Be a good boy and be quite. Conjugal rights means that people get to have sex because they are in jail. I'm in jail. Your in jail. That means we get to have sex. That is conjugal rights. Now turn around and bend over."
But Rene wouldnt shut up about it:
"NO NO CONJUGAL RIGHTS IS WHEN YOU ARE MARRIED AND YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO HAVE OUCH OH MARY MOTHER OF JESUS MY VIRGINITY! MY PRECIOUS ARSE VIRGINITY!!! IT HURTS IT HURTS!!"
Comment posted by: Wangst McPants at April 7, 2004 04:26 PMYou dont need to worry about me. I lived in Thornlie, which is quite close to Gosnells for majority of my life so i know all about sleeping in gutters. And im no stranger to having sex with prisoners either. For a Thornlie girl i'd be lucky to shack up with a convict- or someone who owns a commodore. Or, someone who can borrow their mother's commodore to take me to Metros Freo and for a bit of underaged copulation in Pioneer Park at 3am.
Comment posted by: Calire at April 7, 2004 04:55 PMCredibility check.
Do you live in the Forest Lakes 'Oo-la-la, think we are Peppermint Grove-esque' side of Thornlie, or the 'What the fuck do you mean I can't have 8 burnt out VB Commodores on my front lawn!' side of Thornlie?
Sure the difference is negligible (length of crimal record of residents) but I think it's important to clear up.
BMK
P.S. - So that was you in Pioneer Park?
Comment posted by: BMK at April 8, 2004 09:21 AMi live near pioneer park and i am underaged
Comment posted by: at April 8, 2004 06:51 PMstay away from me please
sex is wrong
that last post was by suresh he hid his name in case calire hunts him down and shags hima t gunpoint
Comment posted by: at April 8, 2004 06:52 PMNo way man, im from the Thornlie ghetto...not the namby-pamby-netball-mum-Forrest Lakes end. I hale from the back streets of Martindale deli- but i wouldnt expect you to know where that is- not many people go there and even fewer leave- oh yeah, thats right...crime central.
Comment posted by: Calire at April 8, 2004 07:29 PMMartindale Deli?
Are you referring to the splendid Maro's Cuisine Fish and Chips on Matindale Ave?
I hang there all the time with my main man, Marwan.
Many a time is there that I have sat out the front of his establishment with him and his wife watching the neighbourhood children tipping over 240L rubbish bins full of shitty nappies and ramming sticks in the rear spokes of other kids bikes so they go crashing face first into piles of broken Emu Export kingbrowns.
Ah, memories.
We should meet up one time and go smash up a phonebox or roll drunks coming out of the Thornlie Hotel for loose change.
Comment posted by: BMK at April 13, 2004 11:23 AMI like the way you think BMK. Unfortunately, i have since broken the ties to my redneck past.
The last straw was when guests at a party on my street (possibly my party) stole a ply wood Joseph and Jesus off the Baptist Church christmas greeting billboard.
Plus, my expensive shoes (and by 'expensive' i mean that by comparison to the local's hession sacks tied with electrical cord, etc im fucking Carrie Bradshaw) would get scuffed during any telephone booth tipping.
I value my life enough not to mess with the scary freaks that frequent that part of the world but i would consider a bit of shopping trolly soccer at Thornlie Square on any given weekend. Bring a Datsun 120Y and we can round them up without the hassle of getting out of the car. Plus, if the police show up we can high tail it to Canningvale and torch Datsun.
Perhaps there is a bit of redneck still lurking within my southern suburbs core.
Peace, my little scrubber brother.
Comment posted by: Calire at April 15, 2004 09:15 PMTHAT is the funniest fucken thing I've seen for ages! Pure unbridled hilarity for all.. brings tears to mine eyes. I am now forwarding it to the two (that's right - two) NIN fans I know hehe.
This site is funny. I don't know who most of the people you're talking about are, but it still makes me piss myself. Love the budget hand-drawn quality of the cartoons.
And while we're pissing off fans, can I please just say:
JET ARE SHIT - do you hear - SHIT.
Comment posted by: lena at April 22, 2004 08:23 AMCheers.
Lena- i think i should introduce you to Martin Z. You have an awful lot in common.
Go safe.
Comment posted by: Calire at April 22, 2004 06:41 PMi love the whole tof this siuteoooooooooooooo
Comment posted by: mugu at July 4, 2004 12:51 AMI really want to see a picture of Terrence Razor looking fat.In all the pictures I've come across he doesn't really look overweight at all.Is this because he always wears black?Or have I just been looking at all the wrong pictures?
I suppose he isn't a major papparazzi target-but I would be very interested if anyone knows where I might be able to find an particularly unflattering fat-photo so I can get in on the joke.
Come on guys,it can't be that difficult!
Comment posted by: Suki at August 10, 2004 02:35 AMdid you ever think it was at all possible becauase he was in perth? I know I'd plat alot worse If I had to go all the way over there, the fans are here in Sydney and Melbourne.. well at least I saw those shows and they were brilliant, nothing like the record, but engaging and enthusiastic.
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