There is alot of porn on the internet.

This should be clear for all to see. You can't step more then a few meters through the jungle that is the internet without being bombarded with cyber sluts waiting impatiently for your attention. You see, the internet knows what you want. The internet knows you are a depraved little nerd who gets no action, but that you still needs to relieve yourself on a frequent basis in order to arrest your slide into total insanity. This, just by the way, is also the reason the internet sees fit to send you an email about the benefits of penis enlargement once every 5 minutes. The internet understands you better then you can possibly imagine.

As a consequence of this people are forever searching Google for pornographic material because Google is after all, the brain/hub of the internet. The way this process works is that 15 year old Jimmy goes to Google to find pictures of naked men and women being nice to each other. Or 22 year old Billy, a virgin all his life, goes to Google to find pictures of men shitting on Japanese women, while being pissed on by a German woman and fucking a midget that is wearing a strap-on dildo and fucking another midget. You can see here how the virgin of the species develops between the ages of 15 and 22.

Then Google randomly picks one of the many billions of websites on the internet and sends Jimmy/Billy to that website. Frequently google sends Jimmy and Billy to Perth Rock City.

Here at Perth Rock City we are quite happy to have the likes of Billy and Jimmy visiting our website so long as they are quite happy to read comics about Jeff Newman and Rick Ardon rather then the hardcore ass slapping action they came for.

So anyway.... I present to you now, a list of all of the pornographic things that people have ever searched for at Google and then been sent to Perth Rock City. These range in intensity from "OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU EVIL HUMAN BEING SOMEONE SHOULD LOCK YOU UP AWAY FROM SOCIETY" to "yeah thats kinda pornographic... in much the same way that the phone sex advertisements in the newspaper are pornograhic". I hope that this in some way helps all the people who have ever, and ever will in the future, come to PRC looking for porn.

Google search number 1: "bukake"
Bukake is a japanese word. I am not entirely sure what it means in exact English, but I imagine that the english translation would be something like "It is fun to get together with your mates, take off all your cloths and then masterbate and cum simultaneously on some girl". Because I have seen a few videos on the internet that claim to be about Bukake and thats what seems to go on in these videos. Which, you know, is fine with us here at Perth Rock City. So long as its all consensual then if japanese people want to cum all over one another thats just fine and dandy.

Google search number 2: "lisa mccune naked"
OH JESUS CHRIST YOU SICK FUCKS! 5 PEOPLE SEARCHED FOR THIS AT GOOGLE AND WERE SENT TO PERTH ROCK CITY! I URGE EVERYONE! IF YOU KNOW ONE OF THESE PEOPLE THEN TELL THE POLICE! OR BETTER YET KILL THEM ON THE SPOT! PUT THEM OUT OF THEIR MISERY! REMOVE THEM FROM THE GENE POOL! THEY ARE SCUM!!!

Google search number 3: "incest bukake"
Incest bukake is much like the above mentioned regular flavour of bukake except that it involves members of the same family group cumming on one another. Again we say, "Who are we to judge?". Some families are closer then others. Some families like to do things together. Some of those families like to go out into the country side for a picnic. Others like to masterbate furiously and then cum on other family member. Again, so long as it is all consensual then this is fine.

Google search number 4: "nude lisa mccune"
OH YOU DEPRAVED HUMAN BEINGS! THE DEPRAVITY OF THE SEXUAL PROCLIVITIES OF SOME MEMBERS OF THE HUMAN RACE NEVER CEASES TO AMAZE ME! IF YOU SEARCH FOR NUDE LISA MCCUNE AT GOOGLE THEN YOU ARE THE WORLDS BEST ARGUMENT IN FAVOUR OF ABORTIONS PERFORMED AFTER MANY YEARS HAVE PASSED SINCE BIRTH!

Google search number 5: "sluts fucking horses"
First of all I would like to say that it is not very nice to refer to women who engage in sexual activities with Horses as "sluts". However, other then that I have no problems at all with the person who searched this at google and was sent to Perth Rock City. Beastiality is a perfectly legitimate sexual activity that is engaged in by Horses and Women that love each other very much and i endorse it whole heartedly. So long as it is all completely consensual. There might be some difficulty determining whether or not the horse is totally into it or not. You maybe can just sort of go "Ok Horsie. Stamp your hooves twice if you have a headache, stamp your hooves 3 times if you....".

Google search number 6: "lisa mccune tits"
OH JESUS CHRIST I THINK I AM GOING TO BE SICK! RIGHT HERE ONTO THE KEYBOARD!! GODDAMNIT I HATE YOU LISA MCCUNE!

Google search number 7: "snuff crucifiction stories"
There is a cool film called "The Passion Of The Christ" As far as snuff crucifiction stories go "The Passion Of The Christ" is quite a good one. Hot stuff. So long as its all completely consensual.

Google search number 8: "free lisa mccune blow job"
I WONDER IF THERE IS SOME WAY I CAN MAKE IT SO THAT THIS WEBSITE WILL DETECT WHICH READERS ARE HAVING THESE DEPRAVED AND WICKED THOUGHTS ABOUT LISA MCCUNE AND THEN BLOCK SAID PEOPLE FROM VIEWING THE WEBSITE. BETTER YET, CAN I MAKE IT SO THAT A KNIFE FLIES OUT FROM THE SCREEN AND STABS THEM IN THE FACE. AND THEN THE COMPUTER EXPLODES. Maybe there is some Javascript somewhere that will do it.

Google search number 8:"sex with amputees and disabled porn"
Even amputees need to have sex. Don't be so judgemental.

Google search number 8:"lisa mccune home video"
RIGHT. THAT FUCKING DOES IT. IF ANYONE WANTS ME ILL BE IN MY OFFICE. IM NOT WRITING ON THIS FUCKING WEBSITE ANY LONGER IF ALL OUR READERS ARE SUCH SICK FUCKING PERVERTS! FUCK THAT DISGUSTING LISA MCCUNE BITCH!

All the other porn related searches from Google....

"hemaphrodite porn"
"eskimo porn"
"crucifiction porn"
"women shagging animals"
"amputee porn"
"armpit fucking"
"lisa mccune porn"
"fucking mccune"
"chicks fucking horses"
"satan porn"
"fucking lisa"
"animals fucking woman"
"lisa mccune whore"
"jew teen whore fucking"
"forced to wear leather"
"i am 13 i was in the park when this older boy asked me to wank him"
"paris hilton fuck"
"how to masturbate so sperm will come out"
"how to make babies with sperm"
"sperm on chicks"
"porn/astro boy"
"kylie lookalikes being fucked"
"incest-shock"
"wife sucks black cock"
"perth porn goths"
"felching cum sluts"
"animals involved sexually in jail"
"lisa mccune home video"
"lisa mccune sex"
"lisa mccune pictures"
"broom shoved up woman"
"lisa fucking"
"fuck tennis raquet"
"michael jackson likes child penis"
"man is sad after shagging"
"lisas tits" "bukake on very young chicks"
"free porn of mothers and son insect"
"aboriginal nude fucking"
"tear her arse"


Posted by Wangst McPants at June 8, 2004 09:16 PM