Perth Mayor Peter Natrass dead. To be replaced by Peter Natrass.

by Perth cushy job correspondent Lee Twat.

Perth mayor Dr. Peter Natrass died yesterday of a massive heart attack. He was 87 years old. Today he was succeeded in mayoral duties by Dr. Peter Natrass, an exact clone of the original.

"Peter was a lovely man, and we will all miss him hugely," Dr. Peter said yesterday in his induction speech. "Especially those fabulous lunches he used to shout rich people from out of town. Nobody could shout a lunch like Peter. I will try my best to follow in his footsteps, especially when it comes to buying expensive lunches. I expect the non-homosexual tax payers of Perth to support me in this, by which I mean all of them."

Dr. Peter is just one of hundreds of exactly identical genetic clones made from the DNA of the original Peter Natrass. Natrass made these clones when he first became mayor of Perth, fearing that he would one day die and no longer be able to be mayor of Perth.

"Peter always loved being mayor of Perth," his wife Julie Bishop said yesterday. "It was the only fun he ever got out of life. I am very sad to have lost him, but I look forward to an enjoyable marriage to his clone."

Nobody know exactly where Peter's clones are stored, but it is thought that they eat up to $2000 worth of lunches everyday.

Lee Twat is on permanent vacation from real work.

Posted by Martin Zygote at September 12, 2004 01:53 PM