Name: matthew

Role: President, administration, web design, hipster extraordinaire

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matthew is one of the world's greatest hipsters. Known across the world, his indie cred raises on an almost daily basis lately. From rejecting a record deal to ripping off a bouncer during a bribe to patronizing the bartender at Birdland, matthew's escapades in the world of the hip are awe-inspiring.

A solo musician, matthew is currently in the process of demoing material for an upcoming album. His progress can be heard via his soundclick or through the matthew music page right here at pretentious.ca

In addition to music, a series of literary works have begun in their conceptual stage.

Contrived, ironic and mundane events are currently on matthew's hot seat.

Absurdity's the name of the game people. If you don't understand the name of the game, you can't possibly understand the game, can you? No, the answer is no.

Due to a series of mutually exclusive events, matthew has begun to forget the laws governing linear time.

Location: Vancouver, Canada

Best Books: House of Leaves, Mark Z. Danielewski

Best Album: Strange Days, The Doors

Best Movie: Movies suck

Best Coffee: Black. Very black

Other Website: http://www.soundclick.com/bands/6/matthewgruman.htm