"Hi Barry. I notice that you are being delicate in the way you are cooking that meat. I also note that you do not burn your meat like real men do but rather eat it while it is still quite red. Look.... ive been told that these are characteristics commonly found among homosexuals. Are you a homosexual Barry? Because I sure as hell am not and I am trying to work out who among the men known to me, like to have sex with other men. It is nothing personal, I am just curious."And Barry's retort can be translated to mean....
"Fuck off you cunt. Notice i swear alot and would just as happily swat a blow fly as i would gut you like a fish. From this you should infer that I am a straight man who most certainly does not like hard cock"Its not that straight men hate gay men. Its just that straight men are on a never ending quest to work out who the gay men are and gay men are on a never ending quest to keep it a secret. And straight men find that frustrating. Put a straight man in the same room as 3 gay men. Molly Meldrum, some guy wearing make up and a hat that involves tropical fruit in some way and a gay guy who pretends to be straight so that he can get closer to straight men. It definitely wont be Molly or the flamboyant mardi gras homo that makes the straight guy feel uncomfortable. It is the deceptively straight looking gay man. He even looks like you. And talks like you. He is you. Come on. I't wont be so bad. It will be just like having sex with yourself. It will be just like masterbating. Come on. Come up for a coffee.
Ok, this is a weird post.
Are you seriously that scared of the unknown yourself, or are you just taking the piss? I got to the point where I couldn't tell.
The thing that bugs me about that attitude in straight men is that the fear is so irrational.
So the guy in your office likes other guys and you only just found out...what difference does it make?!
Anyway, I'll stop ranting now.
Posted by: Manas at January 20, 2005 08:59 AMYou are a fool!! First of all, just because someone is gay does not mean that they are interested in every man that walks on the face of the earth. What makes you think the guy in the office next to yours would even think about wanting to have sex with you. You are replusive and you probably get rejected by every woman you hit on. Chances are if women find you repuslive, and i do, then gay men do as well.
Grow up and get a real argument!
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