ExistAngstFriday, 24th August 2001: Update #48
feck
I can't concentrate to save my life. Ive got a heap of SQL pracs due in on Monday, but i'll be screwed if i can knuckle down and get it done. So i have to boot up trusty ole HomeSites and write some shit.
Ummmmm. Everyone watch the West Wing. In Australia...... its channel 9, 10:30 tuesdays. THE most intelligent drama series you will ever watch. Here is the official site. Here is a cooler site, its got full West Wing Scripts. Here is a particularly funny script from said cooler site. EVERYBODY go read it and discover what REAL DRAMA is all about!
Everyone laugh at the Prime Minister of Japan. He's released a CD compilation of all his favorite Elvis Songs. Aparently its not as strange as it sounds... Mr Koizumi is some sort of a mega celebrity in Japan. Everyone loves him. In a serious way..... teenage girls swoon over this man.... apparently. 
Quite the job well done for a very successful professional politician. Did I mention he's 59 years old?Can you imagine teenage girls biting their bottom lips at the sight of Johnny Howards sexy eye brow...... or gazing longingly at Mr Beazely big curvaceous gut? Or can you imagine John Howard selling..... perhaps his own line of Cricket Bats? hehe
The japanese are great. They do ALL the funny shit, the western world won't touch.
P.S. You might have noticed lately my fraudulent use of the alt attribute in my images. You would not believe how many hits I get from Google, when I pretend to the Google spider that perfectly innocuous images of the Japanese Prime Minister are actually hardcore "girl gone wild" porn, or uncircumsized peni.
P.P.S. Im fucking serious about that West Wing episode. GO READ IT!
ExistAngstTuesday, 21st August 2001: Update #47
The Inaugural Angstythink Gay Cartoon
ExistAngstSunday, 12th August 2001: Update #46
FASCISTS ATE MY LUNCH!!
Porn is always great. Porn thats been painted or drawn or something, is particularly great. Cause then its art..... and not porn... but it still manages to look and ummmmm, feel like porn..... which is good. Its particularly special, when i can call it art, cause then i can Thats another thing thats funny about porn. Everyone talks about porn. Everyone trades their porn: sending it around on IRC, sharing it with their offline mates on burnt CD's.... and yet.... everyone pretends that porn is something you just look at. Why is that? I know that giving the little man a beating is a strictly taboo topic in most societies..... but lets get with the program: porn is not for looking at. Porn IS NOT art.
People don't collect huge archives of jpegs just so they can browse through them and say.....
Ridiculous as that sounds, it wont stop me pretending thats what my porn is for. If my Mum should ever find my archive of porn, thats the line i'll be using. Ill just unleash a spiel about the artistic merits of the picture in question. Of course that will be much harder to do if i happen to have only my left hand on the keyboard and my pants by my ankles at the time."Hmmmmm excellent camera angle on this money shot. I must make a note of the camera man and find more of his work. Ohhh and this anal series.... very post-modern, porn nouveau! Excellent!"
"Yair this is the latest thing in the Art Critique Scene Mum. They say you can never properly understand a piece of work unless you've got your pants down and your hand on your old fella. They say it gives you a whole new understanding of Picasso. Honest."
"Masterbating? No not me. I told you.... I'm an art Critic testing new ways of imersing myself in the material."
Hmmmm, ill just bet i'm going to alienate half my reader base with this post :( All the chicks and fags reading Angstythink will all go away and never come back.I therefore give you my word right here and now. In the interest of an egalitarian internet, I WILL post some gay porn and some chick porn (as in "for" not "of") some time in the next month. However, being a guy, and being mostly heterosexual, i'll stuff it up if i try to do it myself. So if your reading this, and your a fag, or your a girl..... then i want to know what makes you tick as an internet porn consumer and i want you to put together a porn display for Angstythink.
I have a sneaking suspicion that chicks don't use the internet for porn... but im pritty sure fags do. Cause fags have dicks.... and that seems to be the only prerequisite for being a porn consumer. Which, sort of suprises me. What is it thats lacking in these early days of multimedia and the internet, that doesn't lend itself to arousing women? Sure men are easier to arouse..... but the internet has come along way. The capabilities of multimedia have come along way. SURELY, the internet has SOMETHING to offer women sexually.
Or maybe multimedia will NEVER reach women in any sort of a sexual way, untill multimedia takes on a physical aspect to its nature. Maybe untill multimedia can reach out from the screen and touch you physically, porn on the internet will never be anything more then something that opresses women rather then something that liberates women. Perhaps. Im interested to find out. Send me reader mail and let me know what you think. Send in ideas for how to present porn for the sexually oppressed fags and women of the internet. And if your really keen: then put together a collection of alternative porn and let me use it here on Angstythink.
Actually to be honest, the truth is that when it comes to the internet.... fags arent really that oppressed. They seem to have found it possible to do on the internet, something their completely unable to do in the real world.... to be open and to be free. This has probably got something to do with men being alot more tech savvy then women, the internet being so very anonymous and the ease with which men are aroused by multimedia.
I would be such a lousy art critic. Here i am posting all this trendy porny art, and i haven't said a word about its many artistic qualities. Thats because i dont really need to. It speaks for itself and im sure you guys can use it without having to hear from me what style of painting it is.
In fact such a bad art critic am i that i've fogotten who the fucking artist is, or what site it was that i ripped these pics from. Some french dude i think. Ahh doesn't matter. Everyone knows the artist is irrelevant to modern art anyway
Of course some porn is harder to pass off as art then others.Oh check out the excellent camera angle on this shot! Notice the inciteful juxtaposition between the girls face and the dudes cum! Beautiful work!
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ExistAngstTuesday, 7th August 2001
: Update #45
Kim Beazley Eats Kebabs
Kim Beazley eats kebabs. Chicken and cheese with barbeque sauce to be exact. I know this because..... he came and bought one off me yesterday. Ok so I personally didn't make him a kebab. I was on my lunch break and had just come up to the front counter to ask for the toilet key, and there was Big Kim not a meter beside me, ordering a chicken kebab off my co-worker. I quickly scurried around to the back of the shop to spy on the future PM on the security camera, and then I went round the front to cut some chicken with my back faced to the big man, in the hope that he might see how intelligent and labor like i looked, and suddenly offer me a position in his cabinet. I must have been cutting poorly or something because he didnt notice me at all. Or at least he didn't notice me in a "i want that young man in my cabinet" sort of way. I spose he probably noticed me in a "that young man is not a kebab so i dont care about him" sort of way. He mostly just stood their looking unco while "the new girl" struggled to roll Big Kims Big Kebab.
Im quite disapointed i didnt say something to the great man. I 'spose I'd probably just have said something dumb anyway. "HEY MR BEAZLEY!!! YOUR COOL CAUSE YOUR THE PRIME MINISTER". Plus he didn't really look like he was in he mood to play the "affable man of the people" with punters like myself. He was clearly there strictly only to do some grocery shopping, and get a bite to eat. Not to buy votes from retards like myself.
Not that Kimbo has to do anything at all to buy my vote. I was sold a long time ago. I'm sure you guys have read my thoughts about the current federal coalition (if not go do so: its all in the archives). Kim wants to be knows as the "Education Prime Minister". Which sits just fine with me given that im a student, and probably will be for a good few years to come. PLUS he's pledged to get the republic issue back on the adgenda ASAP. PLUS he's going to say sorry to the stolen generation. PLUS he's West Australian. PLUS he's not got Phillup Ruddock, in his cabinet. PLUS he's got Simon Crean in his cabinet. PLUS HE EATS KEBABS!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YEAH!!! GO LABOR! I'll be so dissapointed if labor doesn't absolutely trounce the coalition later this year.
I just had a nasty thought. What if the yesterdays chicken that I prepared earlier that morning was dodgey. I mean I was talking about how dodgey chicken is in the last post. What if the chicken I cut (im the meat cutterer) wasn't cooked. What if Kimmy falls sick. And he dies. And Labor don't win later this year. All because I prepared some dodgey cold chicken :(. Naaaah that couldn't happen. Im such an ace chicken cutterer and my chicken always tastes so yummy.
God i hate making Kebabs.
This man doesn't have Phillup Ruddock in his cabinet either. But that doesn't make him Kim Beazley. Nope. Not even close. In fact it doesn't even make him John Howard. He's Dubiya. And no matter what happens latter this year, regardless of whether we have Kim or John/Peter, we can all rest assured that our only really serious right wing retard, Mz Pauline, will be in jail for fraud. While their right wing retard is perpetually picking his nose and running their country.He doesn't have ANY ministers in his cabinet. Just lots and lots of crack cocaine.
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