If you do not remove this post by close of business Friday 25 July 2003, I will commence legal action in the Supreme Court.
Regards
Office of Peter Natrass
Comment posted by: Lord Mayor Peter Natrass at July 24, 2003 11:26 AM
BRING IT ON!!!! 1 OV OW FRENDS NOSE HOW TO DO LAW!!!!
P.S. WHERE HAS WEE BREACHED THE CONSTITUTION!! ISNT THERE A SMAWLER CORT U SHOOD TAK US TO FIST?!?!
THE HAWIAN CORT MAYBE? OR TEH MEAT LOVERS CORT?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA
I MAEK TEH FUNNIES!
P.P.S WE DONT REELY GET IT. ARE YOU CHALLENGING OUR CLAIM THAT THE LORD MARE IS HETEROSEXUAL?
Comment posted by: ExistAngst at July 24, 2003 03:17 PM
oops
I would like to make it very clear that aside from hosting this site, ExistAngst has absolutely nothing to do with Perth Rock City.
Although i agree with everything he says.
Comment posted by: Wangst Mc Pants at July 24, 2003 04:40 PM
Sir,
This is outrageous! That person who complained above is not me, the real Peter Natrass, but some phoney impersonator. I want you to know that I am not at all outraged at the depiction of myself insulting homosexual worms, I will bow to no man in my lifelong hatred of these vile animals. They should be locked up, the lot of them.
As for sticking my "porksword" as you put it, up my wife, it is true that I do do this from time to time, but that deosn;t mean I should be persecuted for it. I see it as charity work and I am to be commended for it.
Yours etc, Peter Natrass
Comment posted by: Lord Peter Natrass at July 26, 2003 05:16 PM
Messrs Wormo, Zygote and McPants
Please provide your ISPs details.
Regards
Office of Peter Natrass
Comment posted by: Lord Mayor Peter Natrass at July 28, 2003 05:53 PM
i connect through a mexican isp that has no name.
Martin connects through iinet.
Go prosecute him. It was all his idea.
He will feel right at home in jail. He has wanted to go to jail ever since he saw "The Shawshank Redemption". Put him in the cell next to Big Bubba, the giant man-fucking negro.
I'll tell you anything you want to know about Matin and Wormo if i can cut a deal with the prosecutor (it's ok i know how these things work: i watch alot of TV).
Comment posted by: Wangst McPants at July 29, 2003 03:38 AM
Shut the fuck up Wangst. You weak weak little man. We haven't even started fucking shit up and here you are shopping me to the fucking mayor. You said you man enough to handle the libelous website game. Well ok damn you, I'll take it. I'll take the big black cock right up my arse. I'll take it because I am a man. I am certainly not going to fall to pieces at the first sign of a threat from a piece of shit fucking mayor. Pull yourself together you fucking girl, you make me sick. Instead of sitting there shitting yourself and trying to appease the fucking mayor, maybe you should spend some time updating this fucking site.
Comment posted by: MArtin Zygote at July 29, 2003 03:59 PM
oh my.... what have i done?
*sob*
IM SO SORRY MARTIN!!!111 LETS NEVAR FITE AGAIN OK!?? WEE WILL FITE THE TIRANY OV TEH LORD MAIR TOGETHER!!!! WE WIL NEVAAR SURENDAR!!!
*sob* *sob*
*cry* *sob*
I'm sorry. I'm just a little caught up in the emotion of the moment.
Comment posted by: Wangst McPants at July 30, 2003 11:22 AM
wow. How good is the drama on this website? Full of love, treachery, passion, anger and betrayal.
.... And thats just the comments.
I intend to read this website daily.
Comment posted by: ExistAngst at July 30, 2003 11:25 AM
Good people of the Good Earth,
A very good friend of mine recently pointed out that internet mistaken identity based jokes are not funny, and must be undermined at all costs. I now see the error of my ways, and promise to never again indulge in this dark craft. Can I just say a big thankyou to Ryan Albrey of Gooseberry Hill who has taught me that devilish character portrayal will be undone. Surely, you too will also discard the masks of Wangst McPants and ExistAngst to pursue straight and honest (read boring) journalism. Peace out.
David LIMA
Comment posted by: David LIMA at July 30, 2003 12:11 PM
I don't know who this David Lima guy is but he can shut the fuck up immediately. I am a real person, not some character, and I never apologised to Wangsty McPants or whatever his name is, no matter what he fantasises to the contrary. This site sucks arse.
Comment posted by: Martin Zygote at July 30, 2003 01:33 PM
Whats that you say?!!????
I am not a legitimate human being of flesh, blood and bones??!?!
I have fingers to type this retort and a fist to punch you in your big dumb head if you disagree with me. The pain caused by my lightning fists is all too real. Just ask John Kizon. He remembers very well what happened on the day he sassed me while out having coffee in Northbridge.
Just in defense of fictional characters, (i dont mean me i just mean generally) assuming an entirely fictional identity is not the same thing as impersonating a public figure. This site is guilty of neither. Merely of entertaining the masses of Perth.
Comment posted by: Wangst McPants at July 30, 2003 02:24 PM
In that case I am very sorry and withdraw my comments, Wangst my old pal. Together we will make this website rocking, come on lets do it, lets rock it like a motherfucker. Although if saying you have beaten up John Kizon is supposed to scare me, it perhaps isnt the best approach, considering Kizon is soft as fuck. I could beat that fucking woman in my sleep, in fact I did last night. I woke to find myself in his little narcotic filled den punching him in his fat head. I had somehow sleepwalked all the way to his house, climbed into his bed and onto his chest and commenced to sleep-punch him into a bloody pulp. Damnit I hate when that happens.
Comment posted by: Martin Zygote at July 31, 2003 03:53 PM
You boys better start measuring up for the ol' wooden kimono...
Comment posted by: John "I will gut you" Kizone at August 1, 2003 02:43 AM
This is fucking beautiful!
I shall be back daily...keep the rant coming!
Comment posted by: Sum_Sheilah at August 6, 2003 01:35 PM
fucking homo commies
Comment posted by: at July 7, 2004 04:03 PM
Dont talk shit about Kizon he dosent need to be hard (even though he could knock the fuck out of any of you cunts because hes an ex pro boxer) he has plent of people willing to take care of business for him
Comment posted by: Withheld at July 10, 2004 09:51 PM
you guys are quite the funny bunch. yes. yes you are. good day
Comment posted by: mr stroud at August 10, 2004 12:37 AM
Messrs Wormo, Zygote and McPants
Remove this post immediately.
If you do not remove this post by close of business Friday 25 July 2003, I will commence legal action in the Supreme Court.
Regards
Comment posted by: Lord Mayor Peter Natrass at July 24, 2003 11:26 AMOffice of Peter Natrass
BRING IT ON!!!! 1 OV OW FRENDS NOSE HOW TO DO LAW!!!!
P.S. WHERE HAS WEE BREACHED THE CONSTITUTION!! ISNT THERE A SMAWLER CORT U SHOOD TAK US TO FIST?!?!
THE HAWIAN CORT MAYBE? OR TEH MEAT LOVERS CORT?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA
I MAEK TEH FUNNIES!
P.P.S WE DONT REELY GET IT. ARE YOU CHALLENGING OUR CLAIM THAT THE LORD MARE IS HETEROSEXUAL?
Comment posted by: ExistAngst at July 24, 2003 03:17 PMoops
I would like to make it very clear that aside from hosting this site, ExistAngst has absolutely nothing to do with Perth Rock City.
Although i agree with everything he says.
Comment posted by: Wangst Mc Pants at July 24, 2003 04:40 PMSir,
Comment posted by: Lord Peter Natrass at July 26, 2003 05:16 PMThis is outrageous! That person who complained above is not me, the real Peter Natrass, but some phoney impersonator. I want you to know that I am not at all outraged at the depiction of myself insulting homosexual worms, I will bow to no man in my lifelong hatred of these vile animals. They should be locked up, the lot of them.
As for sticking my "porksword" as you put it, up my wife, it is true that I do do this from time to time, but that deosn;t mean I should be persecuted for it. I see it as charity work and I am to be commended for it.
Yours etc, Peter Natrass
Messrs Wormo, Zygote and McPants
Please provide your ISPs details.
Regards
Comment posted by: Lord Mayor Peter Natrass at July 28, 2003 05:53 PMOffice of Peter Natrass
i connect through a mexican isp that has no name.
Martin connects through iinet.
Go prosecute him. It was all his idea.
He will feel right at home in jail. He has wanted to go to jail ever since he saw "The Shawshank Redemption". Put him in the cell next to Big Bubba, the giant man-fucking negro.
I'll tell you anything you want to know about Matin and Wormo if i can cut a deal with the prosecutor (it's ok i know how these things work: i watch alot of TV).
Comment posted by: Wangst McPants at July 29, 2003 03:38 AMShut the fuck up Wangst. You weak weak little man. We haven't even started fucking shit up and here you are shopping me to the fucking mayor. You said you man enough to handle the libelous website game. Well ok damn you, I'll take it. I'll take the big black cock right up my arse. I'll take it because I am a man. I am certainly not going to fall to pieces at the first sign of a threat from a piece of shit fucking mayor. Pull yourself together you fucking girl, you make me sick. Instead of sitting there shitting yourself and trying to appease the fucking mayor, maybe you should spend some time updating this fucking site.
Comment posted by: MArtin Zygote at July 29, 2003 03:59 PMoh my.... what have i done?
*sob*
IM SO SORRY MARTIN!!!111 LETS NEVAR FITE AGAIN OK!?? WEE WILL FITE THE TIRANY OV TEH LORD MAIR TOGETHER!!!! WE WIL NEVAAR SURENDAR!!!
*sob* *sob*
*cry* *sob*
I'm sorry. I'm just a little caught up in the emotion of the moment.
Comment posted by: Wangst McPants at July 30, 2003 11:22 AMwow. How good is the drama on this website? Full of love, treachery, passion, anger and betrayal.
.... And thats just the comments.
I intend to read this website daily.
Comment posted by: ExistAngst at July 30, 2003 11:25 AMGood people of the Good Earth,
A very good friend of mine recently pointed out that internet mistaken identity based jokes are not funny, and must be undermined at all costs. I now see the error of my ways, and promise to never again indulge in this dark craft. Can I just say a big thankyou to Ryan Albrey of Gooseberry Hill who has taught me that devilish character portrayal will be undone. Surely, you too will also discard the masks of Wangst McPants and ExistAngst to pursue straight and honest (read boring) journalism. Peace out.
David LIMA
Comment posted by: David LIMA at July 30, 2003 12:11 PMI don't know who this David Lima guy is but he can shut the fuck up immediately. I am a real person, not some character, and I never apologised to Wangsty McPants or whatever his name is, no matter what he fantasises to the contrary. This site sucks arse.
Comment posted by: Martin Zygote at July 30, 2003 01:33 PMWhats that you say?!!????
I am not a legitimate human being of flesh, blood and bones??!?!
I have fingers to type this retort and a fist to punch you in your big dumb head if you disagree with me. The pain caused by my lightning fists is all too real. Just ask John Kizon. He remembers very well what happened on the day he sassed me while out having coffee in Northbridge.
Just in defense of fictional characters, (i dont mean me i just mean generally) assuming an entirely fictional identity is not the same thing as impersonating a public figure. This site is guilty of neither. Merely of entertaining the masses of Perth.
Comment posted by: Wangst McPants at July 30, 2003 02:24 PMIn that case I am very sorry and withdraw my comments, Wangst my old pal. Together we will make this website rocking, come on lets do it, lets rock it like a motherfucker. Although if saying you have beaten up John Kizon is supposed to scare me, it perhaps isnt the best approach, considering Kizon is soft as fuck. I could beat that fucking woman in my sleep, in fact I did last night. I woke to find myself in his little narcotic filled den punching him in his fat head. I had somehow sleepwalked all the way to his house, climbed into his bed and onto his chest and commenced to sleep-punch him into a bloody pulp. Damnit I hate when that happens.
Comment posted by: Martin Zygote at July 31, 2003 03:53 PMYou boys better start measuring up for the ol' wooden kimono...
Comment posted by: John "I will gut you" Kizone at August 1, 2003 02:43 AMThis is fucking beautiful!
I shall be back daily...keep the rant coming!
Comment posted by: Sum_Sheilah at August 6, 2003 01:35 PMfucking homo commies
Comment posted by: at July 7, 2004 04:03 PMDont talk shit about Kizon he dosent need to be hard (even though he could knock the fuck out of any of you cunts because hes an ex pro boxer) he has plent of people willing to take care of business for him
Comment posted by: Withheld at July 10, 2004 09:51 PMyou guys are quite the funny bunch. yes. yes you are. good day
Comment posted by: mr stroud at August 10, 2004 12:37 AMPost a comment