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Lisa <
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You are a fool!! First of all, just because someone is gay does not mean that they are interested in every man that walks on the face of the earth. What makes you think the guy in the office next to yours would even think about wanting to have sex with you. You are replusive and you probably get rejected by every woman you hit on. Chances are if women find you repuslive, and i do, then gay men do as well.
Grow up and get a real argument!
Hi Lisa,
Ordinarily I respond to all my reader mail in the order in which it lands in my inbox. There are several hundred emails in the que before yours but I am going to make an exception since you seem to be a particularly annoying breed of idiot.
Just for those following along at home
this is what the stupid fat slapper is talking about. I made a serious investigation into the nature of homophobia and this hairy dyke has mistaken the subject for the researcher. I don't have to glowing green to be a nuclear scientist you dumb bitch.
Look, let me break it down into terms you can understand. Homophobia is an irrational fear. Of course it is and I would never, nor I might add have I ever, claimed otherwise. Being afraid of a homosexual is about as rational as being afraid of a guy who, unbeknownst to others, has a birthmark on his right bum cheek. But that still doesn't explain why a large percentage of straight men are, to variable degrees, afraid of gay-men. Do you ever stop to ask yourself questions like that Lisa? To stop, just for a moment, being such a dumb bitch and actually give thought to difficult questions despite the fact that they make you a little bit uncomfortable? Isn't it possibe that the only reason straight men fear gay men, if I can generalise like that, is because gay men are such an unknown quantity? If you had paid attention I made the suggestion that straight men find flamboyantly gay man to be LESS threatening then more ordinary mainstream gay men, which supports my theory that it is not homosexuality that people fear but rather the uncertainty. Ironically, if what I am saying makes any sense, and it does because you are a stupid dumb slut and I am right, then it means that gay men would be persecuted LESS rather then more if rather then keeping it in the closet so to speak, they were 100% honest with the world about their homosexuality. And one thing that gay men certainly are not, is honest about their sexuality.
But fuck it. I could lay it down for you in the simplest english imaginable. I could use small words and type them phonetically. It wouldn't matter. Because you are a stupid slapper and you will NEVER get it. So I should just go back to insulting you and not trouble myself with a lucid well reasoned explanation of my earlier post.
Incidentally you repulsive bitch, mispelling "repulsive" once looks like a typo, mispelling it twice makes you look like your not sure how to spell R-E-P-U-L-S-I-V-E.
Yours Truly,
Wangst McPants
PPS. Yes gay men do want to root me. Trust me. You dont understand how this works. I am straight so it goes without saying that gay men would love to stick the old pork sword into my virgin ass. Men are men are men. Whether they are straight, gay or Michael Jackson. So let me tell you something about men: they want what they can't have. Straight men want a Lesbian threesome, gay men want straight men and Michael Jackson wants Bart Simson. None of us can have what we want but it doesn't stop us from searching for it. What do you want Lisa? Call me some time.
Posted by ExistAngst at February 12, 2005 02:16 AM