I tried to post this a week ago, but Blogger died in the ass. Naughty Blogger. So here's a flashback to 7am on Tuesday the 2nd of April.
While I wait for my hair to change from it's usual dirty blonde to a much more interesting dirty blue I thought I'd share some dirty music with y'all. The dirty band in question is Slow Nerve Action. This dirty looking website hosts one of the dirtiest bands ever to come out of Canada - Slow Nerve Action are a porno-funk band of smooth and sleazy proportions. Now don't get all
"But I've heard porno music before, it's all bwaaana wap, bwanananana dwadup, booow
and crap likke that, with no real substance." Well that's true for the case of porno
soundtrack music, but this is porno content. Song titles like so: Bisexual, Bunz, Damp, Hard Day, Lather, Take It All Off. Erk. I was going to add some lyrics and suchlike, but really, you already know if you're attracted to this type of music, so just get on over to their download page and make with the lovin, or alternatively try some of the tasty morsels I've prepared for you:
Jaymis is making maximum global love to: Slow Nerve Action - Bisexual (128 kbit) 4,566 KB - Did I forget to mention the French Canadians ties? French rapping, French porno-funk... That's at least double the pornoness of normal porno-funk. Awesome licks. Solid track.
Slow Nerve Action - Hard Day (128 kbit) 6,894 KB - An ode to dicks that have become sore from too much sex0ring. Really laid back song, a relaxed funk and the best use of those stupid rain sticks that I've ever heard.
Slow Nerve Action - Astroglide (128 kbit) 5,397 KB - I think this one is about lube, but I'm not certain. Ok, I just checked. It is. This track builds a great funk groove and then lays on some fantastically cheesy vox and sounds.
Slow Nerve Action - Damp (128 kbit) 4,368 KB - Something about making porn videos or something. It's kinda hard to listen for meaning with all this funk in the air. Great squeezed organ tones.
Haven't climaxed yet? I think you need some more.
Mmmmmmmmmm.
Tastes like funky. Word.
Conershop, that kooky little band responsible for 1997's classic "A brimful of Asha", are back with a new album: Handcream For A Generation. I havent listened to it yet, but if the first single is anything to go by, it will be just as much fun as the last.