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 ExistAngst8:53 PM Sunday, October 13, 2002 |
 Osama Declares Jihad on AFL |
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These are strange days we're living in. You can just be minding your own business, pumping petrol at a service station in some Washington suburb, when suddenly BAMM: sorry mister, you are in the wrong place at the wrong time, so today is your day to die, cause some guy with a high powered rifle that considers himself a god, nay, THE GOD, has decided it should be so. Or socialising in some Bali Nightclub, thinking about what a great season of footy you played, how great it is to be in another country and so far from home, when suddenly...... KABOOM! Every thing burning, dead, bloodied bodies strewn across the dance floor. "HA!", think the hateful terrorists. That'll teach you for being Australian! That'll teach you for going on holidays!! That'll teach you for living in a country where people speak english and eat pork!!! Oh the sweet divine justice terrorists must feel in their hearts right now. A middle aged, woman who used to babysit me alot when i was 5, had her left breast cut off a few months ago: her body is riddled with cancer, and the mega doses of Chemotherapy she is recieving is starting to send her bald. She is such a nice woman. sigh There is no rhyme, nor reason, nor logic, nor order to this universe. And yet..... you'd be suprised how easily i can shrug it all off. My mum has been crying all day. Yet, i'm sorta numb to it. Like i make a show of being enraged by the injustice of it all, but sometimes i worry that my extensive bluster and carry on when these sorts of tradgedies occur..... is really a front, a guise, something to distract from the fact that i dont really feel much at all. |
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ExistAngst 11:12 PM Friday, September 27, 2002 |
More fun with the AOL kids!!! |
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The latest from the borgmeister. From: [email protected]I swear to you, that I dont edit these emails. My reply follows Date: Wed, 25 Sep 2002 22:42:43 -0700 (PDT).... of course i want more dinopr0n! Am i going to make Angstythink dino pr0n central or not? His next email... From: [email protected]Poor borg560! I truly do believe that this boy was born 65 million years too late. Again, attatched was an AOL image file of type .art. This one was alot more sexually explicit then the last one, so to be honest im not sure if i should post it on the front page.... especially since I probably have friends from University that read this site. Fuckit..... here it is (click on it to see the bigger version): 
 
So without any further ado, let me introduce to you the new Angstythink mascots.... (from left to right) FLEA: Flea is important to me, because he reminds me everyday how hard I will find it to convince the world that I am always right. CRUSH: Crush is the perfect counter-balance to my self-righteous, left-wing retoric. JAYMIS: Reminds me of that while ignorance might not always be bliss, bliss is always ignorance. KODOS: Is the only person that can explain quantum physics and my own communist tendancies to me, all in the same sentence. |
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ExistAngst 1:37 PM Thursday, September 26, 2002 |
The simple things. |
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.jpg) I just helped a baby bird find its nest again.For about 10 minutes i watched it at the base of a dense shrub, trying to find its way back into the bush from which it had fallen. Every few minutes it would fly up about 10 centimeters off the ground, cling to the leaves, only to fall back down to the ground after a few seconds. I watched it repeat this process for about ten minutes. Eventually I could see that the little bird was getting nowhere fast, and i couldnt just walk away because soon enough the little bird would tire of trying to find his way home and would just sit their untill nighfall at which point he really would be screwed. So when he made his next dash for the bush i put my hand just underneath him so that when he fell again, he fell onto my hand, instead of back down to the grass. He just sat there for a bit, looking around, judging his next attempt. Then when he was ready again he flew back into the bush, only this time from the elevated platform of my open palm. Again he would cling to the leaves although now, a further 20 centimeters up off the ground..... so again I would move my hand up under the little bird and the process would repeat. In this way the little birdy used my hand as sort of a step ladder to get to where he wanted to. Eventually, about a meter off the ground, the little birdy flew from my hand into sort of an opening in the bush, hopefully back to his mum. I wouldn't tell you this story except to explain to you how i now feel.... i didnt just solve the problem of world hunger. I didnt just find a cure for cancer, or a cure for whatever it is that makes people hate one another, i didnt find the answer to lasting world peace..... all i did was help a small bird find his way home..... but ill be damned if it doesnt feel like i just did a whole heap more then that. 
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ExistAngst 12:53 AM Monday, September 23, 2002 |
Angstythink: Home of Dinosaur Porn on the internet. |
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This is an email i was sent by some AOL user.... From: [email protected]Ok i thought to myself. No probs. The kid sounds like JeffK, but i can fix up the dinopron links for him. Date: Tue, 17 Sep 2002 22:38:23 -0700 (PDT)Rightio. End of correspondence thought I. Untill I got this... Attatched to that email was a file called "0000.art" Its an AOL image file. Its pictured on the right. Jesus Christ, how is it that the 3 or 4 people that read this page regularly are the 3 or 4 weirdest fuckers on the internet? Why is this guy trading dinosaur porn with me? As for the picture itself... hot hot stuff huh? Dinosaurs are such fucking studs. There should be more Dinosaur porn on the internet. Erotic fiction, videos (no fakes please), drawings... there should be more of it. MORE OF IT I SAY! And Angstythink can be the home of dinosaur porn on the internet. On closer inspection of this picture, I think I can see why dinosaurs died out. It had nothing to do with big arse asteroids, climate change or competition from smaller more adaptable mammals. Its because the man-dinosaurs had bloody great big spikes on the end of there cocks. Those clueless paleontologists could learn so much from Dinosaur Pr0n.
From: [email protected]Nah dude.... im fairly sure that smoking cures CATARACTS, not glaucoma. Glaucoma wont go away by smoking lots. I do believe however that it DOES do permanent damage to ones sperm count, so by all means spark up another one or ten, for your mate Angsty.
 Something tells me its important to keep writing this crap. Either that or my subconscious knows as well as I do that Angstyhink keeps me away from worrying about the horrific car crash that is my career at University.I will be writing with much more regularity at  TheAlt. TheAlt is my little music journalism project. Full of mp3s, music news and other cool music stuff. Its not for running poor gags about rancid kebabs and dinosaur pornography, so if thats the stuff your expecting from a writer of my fine quality then dont bother. Its just about music.The other site i'm writing is Issues.oz. Its all about politics and other similarly tedious topics. You probably don't want to read it. Oh and before I forget..... the archives (eyes left) work now. The themed sections don't work yet, but the blog archives work. I remember promising someone i would upload them..... so there they are. Uploaded and working. P33ce 0ut jo nig4z! |
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