I shall start off my EN reviews with, the very first site to have requested one: Jocelyn and Cookies very lovely, Unlovely.net.

Jocelyn and Cookie are girls. Pretty girls. That alone, would be enough to ensure their popularity amoungst the male dominated population of EN pundits. But there is more to this funny lime green site with fish, then just cams. These two ladies also happen to be quite funny.

Jocelyn is a blogger by nature. It is what she does, and shes good at it. Her funny banter about her dysfunctional sleep patterns and her insecurities about a whole range of things, endear her to the reader and will more often then not, have you laughing like an idiot. There is no witty barb, no funny commentary, funnier or more genuine then one you aim at yourself. Jocelyn's self deprecating humour is the reason unlovely.net is worth visiting daily.

Unfortunately with wider acceptance and popularity from the EN community has come a change in unlovely. Joz still writes the stuff she's always written..... but much less frequently then she used to. These days, unlovely is mainly the work of Cookie, and the site as a whole, is probably worse off because of it. So now i will write about Cookie. Cookie is, *at times*, a very pretty girl, and its worthwhile checking her cam regularly (im told she gets her top off sometimes). However, cookie seems to come from the Amanda school of EN. The one that teaches that meaningless short stories and gratuitous link whoring, are what the majority of people want in an EN site. Maybe they do. Quite possibly, there is nobody that wants to go to an EN site and think about stuff, or trouble themselves with clever satire. Most people probably just want boobs and stupid short stories about killer kittens or whatever the fuck it is the Amanda/Cookie crowd like to write about. All i know is that I personally get sick of it REAL quick. Maybe its just me.

Wow. These EN reviews are coming out real bitchy. Maybe i should ease back on the bitch factor a bit. Unlovely is fucking awsome. GO THERE!

Donkey Queef - This dude is funny. His cartoons are funny anyway. His blog is dumb. But his cartoons are the fucking shit.

He sez i'm funny but ugly. Fuck him. Im funny and hot, bitch.

He should put his blog and his cartoons on the same page, to give his cartoons more exposure and make his blog less shit. Heaps of people will never get to see his cartoons because they are behind a tiny little link in his nav colum. The cartoons are behind the tiny link in his nav colum not heaps of people.

This is the dude that, amoung others, used to be the creative impetus behind the now defunct, Palses, the flash based cartoon series that rose from the ashses of the Validate This forum. Suffice to say, his new cartoon work, while not animated, is a million times funnier then the reasonably funny Palses, since Amanda has nothing to do with it.