Im using dreamweaver ultradev 4. It sux0rs. But i have to use it if i want to get a job.

ExistAngst: Hi. Umm im looking for employment as a webdesigner/developer?
Web Design Company: Do u know how to use dreamweaver?
Me: No sir. I write all my websites in raw HTML using notepad. Its l33ter that way.
Him: Litre? Son I dont know what you think measurements of volume have to do with designing web sites, but without basic competancy in dreamweaver, u might as well forget about a job here.
Me: But but but..... u didnt even look at my portfolio!
Him: SECURITY!!! Escort this young man to the exit.

And thats that. I trundle off home with my tail between my legs to learn Dreamweaver.

I hate it. It fucks with my code. Im a control freak about this shit: I like to be in charge of how my html looks. Dreamweaver makes such messy, unreliable code. The design window doesn't seem to understand my javascript. Theres no save icon. Dreamwever uses

Of course i'll grin and bear it, because i NEED a better job. Preferably sitting on my backside slurping coffee, eating doritos, and making websites in between idle sessions in #themp3alt (dalnet you mofo.... efnet is teh suckie too). That will be the easy life. Infinitely preferable over serving kebabs. But it all starts with learning how to use dreamweaver. Damn.

Aparrently a whole heaps of SS agents threw the bag of pretzels to the ground and covered it with their bodies to protect the president from a 2nd pretzel attack.

Osama bin Laden must be quaking in his boots knowing this George Bush character is after him.

Eton Boarder 1: Care for another spliff old boy?
Harry: Oh yess jolly good old chap.
Harry has a biiiiiiig toke
Eton Boarder 2: Ohh jolly good show Harry! Now lets all go play a round of polo
The "Round of Polo" quicky degenerates into "Rolling around on the grass, laughing at the polo horses and chasing one another with polo sticks".
This carries on untill 2 minutes before the end of the show.
Then Prince Charles comes along, clucks his tongue a few times, and takes the young prince to a rehab clinic"

Movie insiders (like myself) know better.

Its because New Zealand is practically still in the dark ages itself.... so the costumes, makeup and extra costs are almost nil. They just tell the main actors to go out into the countryside and slay some of the butt ugly orkesque New Zealand farmers while the cameras are rolling, and then they call it the "battle scene". The animal/human rights folk never really catch on because it all looks so legitimately cinematic. You notice at the end of the film there is no disclaimer to the gist of "No Animals were harmed in the making of this film"? Thats because such a disclaimer would be untrue: as scores and scores of ugly little New Zealand farmers were put to the sword to appease hollywood.

They didn't even need to spend any money on constumes or makeup. In fact, as im told, the only hitch throughout the whole production was getting the farmers distracted long enough to get a decent segment of footage.....

Director: Excuse me sir, could I beseech you to quit fucking those sheep for a few moments while I film Aragorn here running a broadsword through your ugly little face? It's for a little movie im doing.
Orkesque New Zealand Farmer: *grunt*
*said farmer puts down the molested sheep which run away, and the director seizes the moment...*
Director: ACTION!!!
*Brave Aragon slays the ugly little New Zealand ork*